Dear Santa.....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pulled rhymewithpurple's hair (-5 points). In July I helped bananatwistnun hide a body (-173 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole telly678's purse (30 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I punched spiderangel1783 in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (168 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
butterflylake