Drunk or Toddler?
So I will disclose, sometimes Ashley and I make up weird games (that are so super fun, so bite me if you think it's stupid. haha.) and this is usually when we are NOT under the influence of any substances oddly enough. Well, we were on our way to the movies on Monday, and I came to the conclusion that drunks and toddlers are really similar on many account, hence the spin-off of "Drunk or Toddler" the game.
Look at this mad parallel (and feel free to add):
-have trouble walking and fall down a lot
-can't do things on their own
-frequently cry for no reason
-want to hug lots of people
-sometimes have accidents, like the peeing kind
-refuse to go to bed when told but find strange places perfect for sleeping when they can no longer convince others and themselves that they are not tired
-put stuff in their mouths
-have trouble using a fork
-get pissed off when people tell them what to do or get mad for no real reason
-put stupid things on their heads, such as lamp shades
-think stupid stuff is way funny, like people making dumb faces
-think they can do things that regular people can't even do, for example jumping off a high wall
Now really. Tell me you can tell if the person I just described is drunk or a toddler. Can't right? Right. That's why this game is so cool. It really has no point, no real rules, and no one wins or loses or anything dumb like that. Haaa. Love it. Really people should install a camera or something and just watch our lives. It's really are quite humorous and this is why I love us.
Alright, that's all I gotst. Peace out kids (or drunks). :)
Look at this mad parallel (and feel free to add):
-have trouble walking and fall down a lot
-can't do things on their own
-frequently cry for no reason
-want to hug lots of people
-sometimes have accidents, like the peeing kind
-refuse to go to bed when told but find strange places perfect for sleeping when they can no longer convince others and themselves that they are not tired
-put stuff in their mouths
-have trouble using a fork
-get pissed off when people tell them what to do or get mad for no real reason
-put stupid things on their heads, such as lamp shades
-think stupid stuff is way funny, like people making dumb faces
-think they can do things that regular people can't even do, for example jumping off a high wall
Now really. Tell me you can tell if the person I just described is drunk or a toddler. Can't right? Right. That's why this game is so cool. It really has no point, no real rules, and no one wins or loses or anything dumb like that. Haaa. Love it. Really people should install a camera or something and just watch our lives. It's really are quite humorous and this is why I love us.
Alright, that's all I gotst. Peace out kids (or drunks). :)