Other people also recognize that Pine's Kirk = Britney Spears. Clearly, my work here is done.
As I prepare to go see the movie in theaters for the sixth time... which I'm pretty sure is a personal record for seeing something in theaters (I may have seen Serenity that many times if you count the two annual Equality Now showings I went to)... it's time for rating the hotness of the characters against each other (I know, you've just been waiting all your life to do this)!
Also: Jack = Jake! *hides head in shame*
View poll: Death Match of Hotness And now I will go respond to the lovely, lovely feedback y'all are giving me.