(no subject)
the scary part is, i copied this out of a 15 year olds myspace profile...and her answers were worse than mine..well...almost
1. Have you ever been drunk? gosh, i guess so
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? um...i think i was 16 or 17....late bloomer (we party harder)
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? i used to have a whole section in my phone book on my cell phone for people with names like "ns&sj" or "shhh4hh"
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? yes....thank God my phone has a call log
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? more thimes than is comfortable...i watched my father do his first keg stand....followed by me doing MY first keg stand.....much love daddy
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? i usually act much more sober than i am, leading me to be cut off much later than i should
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? i can always dream
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? i usually try to and then promptly fall asleep naked
9. Ever forgot their name? lol my current boyfriend had a st. sign outside his room "Bob St." thank God for that sign
10. When was the last time you were drunk? had a few beers last night..i think tipsy described it better...but give me an hour
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? only the last few years of my life
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? depends on the people im hanging out with
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? shots....
14. Favorite liquor:jack/tanguary
15. Favorite beer: stella
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? yeah....that drive to work in connecticut used to be REAL fun
17. Have you ever swam drunk? you know, i have a vague memory of splashing around wasted...so probably yes
18. What kind of a drunk are you? depends on my mood, usually talkative
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? not really...only when im angry at somebody
20. Favorite drinking partner? PJ.....
21. Favorite bar: the other side
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? yeah
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? yeah...sucks balls
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? one word....tequilla
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? i usually get the urge to go workm out...but then settle down and have another glass of wine
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yelling fight...not physcial that i can remember...but thats not saying much(see question 22)
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? my sister....
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? laura
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? another round? oh wait...thats what the batenders SAy to me, not CALL me
30. Have you received a 'booty call'? lol yeah....at least i narrowed it down to one person though
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: theyre all funny when you watch them drunk
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: here for the party, or all jacked up
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? i knew them a few hours before...does that count?
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yeah...flight attendant+random bar=getting hit on by old guys
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? drama
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? nah
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? well, i dont usually say "Dang" but i want one now after this quiz
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? not often enough, what the fuck ever happened to chivalry?
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? probably
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? tequilla makes me cry, shots make me blackout...but i drink both anyway
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? i was a floght attendant for 10 months, outside of working, i made it a point to never be SOBER on a plane
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? oh yes....best way to get to the night
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? uh....no
44. What's your favorite drinking game?fuck the dealer...but i always forget how to play
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? ah yes...i broke my ankle in italy(italian wine and italian shoes dont mix)
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? screaming at my parents, driving home, boyfriends fights....alcohol isnt a good thing overall
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?yeah, once i was i never went back
48. Is this survey getting too long? somewhat...maybe a drink would help
49. Are you ready for the last question? fuck
50. Why do you drink?you
1. Have you ever been drunk? gosh, i guess so
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? um...i think i was 16 or 17....late bloomer (we party harder)
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? i used to have a whole section in my phone book on my cell phone for people with names like "ns&sj" or "shhh4hh"
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? yes....thank God my phone has a call log
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? more thimes than is comfortable...i watched my father do his first keg stand....followed by me doing MY first keg stand.....much love daddy
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? i usually act much more sober than i am, leading me to be cut off much later than i should
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? i can always dream
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? i usually try to and then promptly fall asleep naked
9. Ever forgot their name? lol my current boyfriend had a st. sign outside his room "Bob St." thank God for that sign
10. When was the last time you were drunk? had a few beers last night..i think tipsy described it better...but give me an hour
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? only the last few years of my life
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? depends on the people im hanging out with
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? shots....
14. Favorite liquor:jack/tanguary
15. Favorite beer: stella
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? yeah....that drive to work in connecticut used to be REAL fun
17. Have you ever swam drunk? you know, i have a vague memory of splashing around wasted...so probably yes
18. What kind of a drunk are you? depends on my mood, usually talkative
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? not really...only when im angry at somebody
20. Favorite drinking partner? PJ.....
21. Favorite bar: the other side
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? yeah
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? yeah...sucks balls
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? one word....tequilla
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? i usually get the urge to go workm out...but then settle down and have another glass of wine
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yelling fight...not physcial that i can remember...but thats not saying much(see question 22)
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? my sister....
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? laura
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? another round? oh wait...thats what the batenders SAy to me, not CALL me
30. Have you received a 'booty call'? lol yeah....at least i narrowed it down to one person though
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: theyre all funny when you watch them drunk
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: here for the party, or all jacked up
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? i knew them a few hours before...does that count?
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yeah...flight attendant+random bar=getting hit on by old guys
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? drama
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? nah
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? well, i dont usually say "Dang" but i want one now after this quiz
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? not often enough, what the fuck ever happened to chivalry?
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? probably
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? tequilla makes me cry, shots make me blackout...but i drink both anyway
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? i was a floght attendant for 10 months, outside of working, i made it a point to never be SOBER on a plane
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? oh yes....best way to get to the night
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? uh....no
44. What's your favorite drinking game?fuck the dealer...but i always forget how to play
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? ah yes...i broke my ankle in italy(italian wine and italian shoes dont mix)
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? screaming at my parents, driving home, boyfriends fights....alcohol isnt a good thing overall
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?yeah, once i was i never went back
48. Is this survey getting too long? somewhat...maybe a drink would help
49. Are you ready for the last question? fuck
50. Why do you drink?you