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Bush aide Karen Hughes: Yours was the best sound bite of the campain so far, with Kerry skiing back and forth saying "Yes to Iraq, no to Iraq, yes to free trade, no to free trade." You put so succinctly what we've been saying this whole time.
Jon: I hate to tell you this, Karen, but we were being ironic.
I can't find my W2. Ahh! I worked for 9 months last year! That's gotta be...I don't know. A fairly big return, I'd think. $50 bucks that Bush shouldn't be getting his hands on. Greg gave me a number to call to get sent another one, so I'll call it tomorrow, and hopefully they'll fax it.
According to www.foxwoods.com, there isn't any summer employment availabe there, though I'm not sure if that includes restaurants and such. But still, does anyone have any idea where I ought to try to get work? I'm thinking the best area would be from Westerly to Norwich to Waterford, but if anyone knows something like in Old Saybrook or Lyme I wouldn't be opposed to that. I'll just need money.
Today I went to the mall and reserved my tuxedo for prom. Three weeks! I saw "Jersey Girl" with Danielle. It was cute, but she's cuter. She kept playing with my hair. She said she'd do my hair for me before prom. I'm not sure if she was joking or not, but that would be fun. I'm sure if she did, I would look much prettier for Casey than if I had done it.
What? Did I ever claim to be masculine?
sun bruised (9:19:52 PM): word association
sun bruised (9:19:59 PM): hunger
didyouknowmethen (9:20:03 PM): food
sun bruised (9:20:09 PM): count
didyouknowmethen (9:20:12 PM): dracula
sun bruised (9:20:22 PM): chocolate
sun bruised (9:20:23 PM): lol
didyouknowmethen (9:20:25 PM): pudding
sun bruised (9:20:27 PM): count chocula
sun bruised (9:20:33 PM): tapioca
didyouknowmethen (9:20:34 PM): ah but of course
didyouknowmethen (9:20:45 PM): white
sun bruised (9:20:53 PM): wings
didyouknowmethen (9:20:56 PM): angel
sun bruised (9:21:02 PM): eyes
didyouknowmethen (9:21:06 PM): pupils
sun bruised (9:21:11 PM): dilate
didyouknowmethen (9:21:16 PM): marajana
sun bruised (9:21:24 PM): hippie
didyouknowmethen (9:21:27 PM): calvin
sun bruised (9:21:34 PM): hehehe
sun bruised (9:21:37 PM): immature
didyouknowmethen (9:21:44 PM): bevis
sun bruised (9:22:05 PM): ren & stimpy
didyouknowmethen (9:22:10 PM): log
sun bruised (9:22:16 PM): lol
sun bruised (9:22:22 PM): camp
didyouknowmethen (9:22:27 PM): awesome
sun bruised (9:22:46 PM): dress!
sun bruised (9:22:47 PM): hehehe
didyouknowmethen (9:22:49 PM): prom
sun bruised (9:22:57 PM): scary
didyouknowmethen (9:23:02 PM): horror
sun bruised (9:23:14 PM): war
didyouknowmethen (9:23:19 PM): death
sun bruised (9:23:28 PM): beetle
didyouknowmethen (9:23:31 PM): beatle
sun bruised (9:23:38 PM): you cheated..
sun bruised (9:23:43 PM): you can't do an alternate spelling!
didyouknowmethen (9:23:47 PM): sorry
didyouknowmethen (9:23:58 PM): insect
didyouknowmethen (9:24:06 PM): (that was just the first thing that popped into my head)
sun bruised (9:24:07 PM): katydid
didyouknowmethen (9:24:14 PM): cicada
sun bruised (9:24:43 PM): summer
didyouknowmethen (9:24:54 PM): sun
sun bruised (9:25:04 PM): july
didyouknowmethen (9:25:11 PM): fourth
sun bruised (9:25:21 PM): romance
sun bruised (9:25:29 PM): whoa, rewind.
didyouknowmethen (9:25:29 PM): love
sun bruised (9:25:34 PM): fourth
didyouknowmethen (9:25:36 PM): vcr
sun bruised (9:25:40 PM): lol. i was thinking july fourth..
sun bruised (9:25:43 PM): lol, cut it out!
didyouknowmethen (9:25:48 PM): scissors!
Bush aide Karen Hughes: Yours was the best sound bite of the campain so far, with Kerry skiing back and forth saying "Yes to Iraq, no to Iraq, yes to free trade, no to free trade." You put so succinctly what we've been saying this whole time.
Jon: I hate to tell you this, Karen, but we were being ironic.
I can't find my W2. Ahh! I worked for 9 months last year! That's gotta be...I don't know. A fairly big return, I'd think. $50 bucks that Bush shouldn't be getting his hands on. Greg gave me a number to call to get sent another one, so I'll call it tomorrow, and hopefully they'll fax it.
According to www.foxwoods.com, there isn't any summer employment availabe there, though I'm not sure if that includes restaurants and such. But still, does anyone have any idea where I ought to try to get work? I'm thinking the best area would be from Westerly to Norwich to Waterford, but if anyone knows something like in Old Saybrook or Lyme I wouldn't be opposed to that. I'll just need money.
Today I went to the mall and reserved my tuxedo for prom. Three weeks! I saw "Jersey Girl" with Danielle. It was cute, but she's cuter. She kept playing with my hair. She said she'd do my hair for me before prom. I'm not sure if she was joking or not, but that would be fun. I'm sure if she did, I would look much prettier for Casey than if I had done it.
What? Did I ever claim to be masculine?
sun bruised (9:19:52 PM): word association
sun bruised (9:19:59 PM): hunger
didyouknowmethen (9:20:03 PM): food
sun bruised (9:20:09 PM): count
didyouknowmethen (9:20:12 PM): dracula
sun bruised (9:20:22 PM): chocolate
sun bruised (9:20:23 PM): lol
didyouknowmethen (9:20:25 PM): pudding
sun bruised (9:20:27 PM): count chocula
sun bruised (9:20:33 PM): tapioca
didyouknowmethen (9:20:34 PM): ah but of course
didyouknowmethen (9:20:45 PM): white
sun bruised (9:20:53 PM): wings
didyouknowmethen (9:20:56 PM): angel
sun bruised (9:21:02 PM): eyes
didyouknowmethen (9:21:06 PM): pupils
sun bruised (9:21:11 PM): dilate
didyouknowmethen (9:21:16 PM): marajana
sun bruised (9:21:24 PM): hippie
didyouknowmethen (9:21:27 PM): calvin
sun bruised (9:21:34 PM): hehehe
sun bruised (9:21:37 PM): immature
didyouknowmethen (9:21:44 PM): bevis
sun bruised (9:22:05 PM): ren & stimpy
didyouknowmethen (9:22:10 PM): log
sun bruised (9:22:16 PM): lol
sun bruised (9:22:22 PM): camp
didyouknowmethen (9:22:27 PM): awesome
sun bruised (9:22:46 PM): dress!
sun bruised (9:22:47 PM): hehehe
didyouknowmethen (9:22:49 PM): prom
sun bruised (9:22:57 PM): scary
didyouknowmethen (9:23:02 PM): horror
sun bruised (9:23:14 PM): war
didyouknowmethen (9:23:19 PM): death
sun bruised (9:23:28 PM): beetle
didyouknowmethen (9:23:31 PM): beatle
sun bruised (9:23:38 PM): you cheated..
sun bruised (9:23:43 PM): you can't do an alternate spelling!
didyouknowmethen (9:23:47 PM): sorry
didyouknowmethen (9:23:58 PM): insect
didyouknowmethen (9:24:06 PM): (that was just the first thing that popped into my head)
sun bruised (9:24:07 PM): katydid
didyouknowmethen (9:24:14 PM): cicada
sun bruised (9:24:43 PM): summer
didyouknowmethen (9:24:54 PM): sun
sun bruised (9:25:04 PM): july
didyouknowmethen (9:25:11 PM): fourth
sun bruised (9:25:21 PM): romance
sun bruised (9:25:29 PM): whoa, rewind.
didyouknowmethen (9:25:29 PM): love
sun bruised (9:25:34 PM): fourth
didyouknowmethen (9:25:36 PM): vcr
sun bruised (9:25:40 PM): lol. i was thinking july fourth..
sun bruised (9:25:43 PM): lol, cut it out!
didyouknowmethen (9:25:48 PM): scissors!