May 25, 2007 14:43
My practical chiro exam is coming up in......a few weeks. I need bodies!!1
WHO WANTS FREE MASSAGES AND CRAPPY CHIRO TREATMENT!?!!? I WILL MAKE YOUR BACKS FEEL ALL AWESOME LIKE!
No srsly, anyone? I have Mike, but he's all bone so he's too easy! Mmm yes, his clavicle is super nice. However, not all my future patients will be as easy to adjust as Miku!! I NEED DIFFERENT BODY TYPES TO PRACTICE ON!!
In other news, my friend and I were in the elevator and all of a sudden, this chick goes "that's a nice coat. Was it hard to put on?" to another chick. Then this other chick there was like "MY CONDOM WAS HARD".
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WTF? Most random elevator conversation EVERRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Also, I was looking at this cadaver for anatomy and someone moved him. The cadavar's cold dead hand then touched me D= Meanwhile, we've just finished a genital prac so I had to look at a whole bucnh of peepees. WHY DON'T THEY GET SHAVED? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! IF I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T LEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN.
So what do sexy time bits have to do with chiropractic? I HAVE NO IDEA!
Ah yes, good times.