For me?! Aww, you shouldn't have!
(I especially like the bit about the new name for "it's a small world". *snorfle*)
And the headlines!:
• Dog springs pirates from jail cell
• New species of dinosaurs resurfaces
• Woman finds talking mouse in kitchen
• Princess wakes from 100 year coma
• Man steals clock, faces time
• Sword still in stone; no ETA on removal
• Silent films make loud comeback