sorry, kitties.

[butlerincrime]

[ If you had noticed the lack of cats in streets nearby, there's a totally plausible reason.

Sebastian is hording them.

Cats are so perfect, so sweet and genuine, with soft fur and sweet little paws and - they are quiet, and never annoy him

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[decadenzas]

I suggest you leave that alone, you may be tampering with their dinner. [gesturing to the neighboring house...]

[butlerincrime]

They'll just have to make do, then.

[decadenzas]

It's not in good manners to take cats that already belong to another, you know. I couldn't care less if you did, but I don't wish to deal with the whines of a broken-hearted pet owner.

[butlerincrime]

So, do not deal with them.

[decadenzas]

Easier said than done.

[butlerincrime]

I suppose it is, however, ignoring humans seems to come as a second nature to me.