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[butheyredorky]

You are not mature
Sex doesn't force most people
To jump over walls

We are in college
And if you don't like the rules
Don't stay in a dorm

Visitation sucks
You knew that when you moved in
Now get over it

Because it's my job
To catch all you dumb asses
After you sneak in

And at 4 am
I don't want to chase you down
All I want is sleep