I have stared into the gaping maw of hell...

[butfirst]

I'm not even going to try to explain. Just go have a look, and come back when you've stopped clawing at your eyes and screaming. Each letter below links to a different window into hell. SFW, though it does constitute crimes against both reality and Photoshop:

W T FThere's also a 'Low Glamour' option which, by the looks of it, means your precious

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[yieldsigns]

Lol, you are about 7 months late in your horror, m'friend, but thanks for the reminder.

If you want to know the truth, though, I kind of wish she'd do a version of me for free.

I totally want that sprayed on, creepy look.

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Also, this.

[butfirst]

You mean this was a certified internets 'thing'? Wow, I just found it by accident while looking up 'retouching services' on Google.

Oh, and your wish is my command excuse to avoid doing actual work:

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This is divine, except for my eyebrows.

[butfirst]

I tried hunting down a pair of suitably white-trash stripper eyebrows for you on the 'nets, but failed to find any of a high enough resolution to use :(

[yieldsigns]

Wait, what?

Don't I already have white-trash stripper eyebrows?!

[butfirst]

Sorry, I meant to say sluttier white-trash stripper eyebrows.