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07 [Voice // Filtered to The Way; strikes are edited out before he posts]

Feb 08, 2009 20:18

...What? What motivation would anyone have for this? ...no, wait-

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brrrrotherrr! still has one or two moral

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[Filtered to Ocelot | Unhackable x a million ] thatdamnclown February 9 2009, 02:10:47 UTC

Targets of convenience are wonderful things, aren't they?

[Filtered to Kefka | Unhackable x a million ] but_inevitable February 9 2009, 02:31:14 UTC

That was a town full of civilians! What were you even thinking!?

[Filtered to Ocelot | Unhackablity is OVER NINE THOUSAND ] thatdamnclown February 9 2009, 05:12:45 UTC

What was I thinking ( ... )

[Filtered to Kefka | My Security-Fu is stronger than yours // strike ] but_inevitable February 10 2009, 01:39:24 UTC

I... see. You bastard, do you have any standards whatsoever? You didn't have to attack

How did you come by that, anyway? Was it a gift from one of our patrons?

[Filtered to Ocelot | Next to "hackable" in the dictionary, it says "not this post" ] thatdamnclown February 10 2009, 04:13:43 UTC

Actually, a subordinate came across it while shopping for...'supplies' in Boston. Truly a serendipitous find.

...well, he's dead now, so not for *him*, but you know what I mean. In any event, it's good to keep tabs on suppliers, you may never know when they decide to trumpet that they have 'something really outstanding' that you can just happen to acquire by sending the right expendable fool.

Alas, I'm sure that I will have to either return to basics or cook up something special for my next work. I was thinking...perhaps a device that converts puppies into a substance so flammable that it will cause stone to burn?

[Filtered to Kefka | This post is a better-known antonym for hackability ] but_inevitable February 10 2009, 22:06:34 UTC

That doesn't even sound practical, even for the purposes of the mindless slaughter of innocents.

Re: [Filtered to Kefka | You'd have more luck hacking into vK's personal diary ] thatdamnclown February 10 2009, 22:15:49 UTC

Hmm, really. I suppose I should try the one that turns kittens into acid so potent it will even eat through happiness.

[Filtered to Kefka | oh yeah that thing's hella dangerous : [ | most deadpan voice ever ] but_inevitable February 10 2009, 22:25:13 UTC

Ha, ha. I'm positively rolling on the floor with laughter.

[Filtered to Ocelot, like the last one >.> | it would just need to spit out homework assignments] thatdamnclown February 10 2009, 22:43:29 UTC

No doubt. Besides, I already have something to set stone on fire.

Is your curiousity satisfied, your sense of moral indignation quelled? Do remember who we work for, my brother. Aspiring to be saints, or even wholesome, is a luxury not allowed to us.

[Filtered to Kefka, ditto] but_inevitable February 10 2009, 22:53:28 UTC

It's hard to forget. This doesn't mean we have to be uncivilized.

[Filtered to Ocelot | Still unhackable] thatdamnclown February 11 2009, 00:36:50 UTC

You're looking for civility in an organization that wants to start an all-out war between the two major powers on the continent for the sole purpose of making more money and getting a little more control over its power base?

One day, you'll have learned your lesson on how our world works. It'll be wonderful, you'll need to spend so much less time concerned about little details like morals and civility, and instead focus on getting what needs to be done, done.

With your record so far, just think of the marvels you'll be able to accomplish!

...hmm, perhaps I should aim higher, next time...

[Filtered to Kefka | Still unhackable] but_inevitable February 11 2009, 00:57:45 UTC

Alright, fine. Still, you could've used some sort of poison that caused instantaneous death instead of torturing everyone in the damned town for hours before they just gave out.

[Filtered to Ocelot | Still unhackable, strikes gone] thatdamnclown February 11 2009, 01:00:38 UTC

Yes, but where would the fun in that be?

Not if I wanted to implicate Ivona in the way I did.

[Filtered to Kefka | Still unhackable] but_inevitable February 11 2009, 01:02:44 UTC

There wasn't another way?

[Filtered to Ocelot | Still unhackable] thatdamnclown February 11 2009, 05:01:43 UTC

Hmm.

Three of the other four research projects I know of at Draklor aren't suitable - two aren't military, and there's no way I'd be able to *secretly* fire off the rocket the last one is building.

The last was a disease that eats the flesh off of the bodies of people afflicted it over the course of a couple weeks. It's incurable and several times more dangerous to transport than the poison; I'd have probably infected half of Reial had I wound up with that.

So...no, there wasn't.

[Filtered to Kefka | Still unhackable| Strikes gone] but_inevitable February 11 2009, 22:13:42 UTC

...Why the hell are they even working on the last oneI understand.

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