THIS ENTREE (YES, THAT WAS INTENDED JERKFACE)

[but__hey]

IS DEDICATED TO CAITLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things I love about Caitlin:

Shes absolutely beautiful, even though she doesn't seem to notice it,
but I think it just makes her even more awesome,
crazy wrong,
but awesome!!!!!

Shes got a really big penis,
I mean,

w-
o-
w!

Watch out guys!!!!!!!

Shes terribly amusing,
even though she makes me uncomfortable sometimes...

Shes going to father my racist babies!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMmm,
delicioussssssssss racism.

But really,
shes been there for longer
and
more consistently
than anyone else has ever been,
even though she didn't have to be,
and even when I didn't deserve it.

I LOVE YOU CAITLIN!!!!!!!!!

Okay,

goals for this week:

-kick chemistry test's ass (not going to happen...)
-apparently me and Lamebert have an exceptionally overdue lunch date to fulfill saturday,
if she still loves me that is.
When I asked her she said she didn't love me,
but you know,
I'm sure she was just kidding....
-SEE CAITLIN!
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!
-Work on projects/finals stuff
-Be nicer to Stone, because, there seems to be some weird stuff going on with him and the track team/listen to his song so he stops complaining to me about it
-whoever else loves me enough to see me
-MATT!

I LOVE MATT!

I'M GOING TO SEE MATT THIS WEEKEND!
(or I might die!!!)

Today:
AP exam!!!
Alix slapped me on the ass for good luck!
Or maybe just to slap me on the ass,
whatever!!

I probably didn't do well,
but thats okay,
because,
you still love me.

I hope.

Jessica Theother drove me home,
and I didn't die.

I was sooooo proud of HER!!!!

::awww!!! tear of pride::

Yesterday:
I love Caitlin and Chloe together,
excellent lunch,
and other stuff happened,
but my memory has turned to crap.

Also,
I love Sophie and Jordan!!!

Because,
they've been sad lately,
so,
you know.

P.S.
Those are terrible pictures.

P.P.S

I hope I don't still look like that, (but I probably do...)

P.M.S.

I agree with Bukowski on Mahler.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
Bukowski....