All Is Fair In Love And War
Title: All Is Fair In, Love And War
Author: Jessica (but682)
Pairing: Frank/Gerard/Gabe
Word Count: 725
Disclaimer: blab don’t own
Summery: So this is what happens when you get a bunch of little boys a clubhouse. Frank and Mikey are 4, Gabe was 5, and Gerard was 8
A/N: First Stand along and first story without Gabilliam as the pairing
Frank woke up early. The sun was beating through his window, telling him it was time to start his first day of summer.
“Fuck you!” He scolded the birds that were perched just outside his window. “Damn, I need coffee.”
Frank pulled himself up out of his racecar, bed throwing his sheets off to the side. He slowly made his way to his kitchen to turn on his pot.
Frank brought the cup of ‘hot’ liquid to his mouth and sipped lightly, before spitting it all out onto a strawberry shortcake saucer his mom bought him, “DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, MY COFFEE TASTES LIKE DIRT!”
He squealed with anger as Mikey walked by his room yelling, “Well maybe you should get real coffee.” Frank fumed with anger.
He was just about to change out of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle boxers when he heard a knock on his door.
“I’m coming just hold on a second.” He belted out so his visitor could hear him clearly.
‘I pray to any God there is out there, that it’s not Gabe Saporta’, Frank let out a sigh when he peered through his peephole, noticing a bright purple hoodie. He pulled the door open to confirm who it was.
“Hey Frankie!” Gabe said in a high-pitched squeal, looking Frank up and down noticing his lack in clothes. “How have you been sweet cheeks?”
“Gabe you just saw me 2 minutes ago.” Frank said with a sigh, “Maybe, but I didn’t get to see you naked.” Gabe said with a grin.
He wanted to slam the door in the other mans face and run away, after kicking him in his bad place, but thought it’d be better for him to act his age.
“What are you doing here Gabe?” He said bitterly before Gabe let himself in.
“Frankie, I just wanted to see if you would like to play MONSTER MASH!” Gabe flailed his arms wildly and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
“Gabe aren’t you a little old to play with toy trucks?” Frank questioned as Gerard walked in holding two monster trucks.
“Hey Franks!” Gerard yelled running over to hug his best friend, “would you like to play MONSTER SMASH!?” Gerard yelled in a high-pitched tone that made Frank and Gabe question whether he had one of those long, dangling things or not.
“BOY WOULD I EVER!” Frankie screamed, noticing Gabe slink off to the corner of the room.
***
“vroom vroom! SMASH KERPLOW!!” Was all Gabe could hear over his evil plotting mind.
“I asked Frankie to play, and he said I was too old.” Gabe whined to Mr. Fluffkerpoo, his teddy bear, “Isn’t he older then me? I know Gerard is.”
Gabe huffed, “I know what I’m going to do. I’ll get Frankie naked yet!” He stood up fast and made his way over to where Frank and Gerard were playing.
“GERARD!” Gabe said trying to catch his breath, “I demand you stand and face me like a man!” Gabe laughed a little as Gerard struggled to get up.
Gerard stood up and looked at Gabe, “Is this ok? Like do I actually look like man?” Gerard was beaming as Frank nodded; he’d always wanted to look like a man.
“Gerard you’re a big poo-poo face, fat ball!” Gabe screamed, “and I was here first to play with Frankie. You’d better let me play too or I’ll,” Gabe paused to think, “I’ll hurt you!”
“Ohhhh Gabe is going to pick on the fat kid.” Mikey mocked as he made his way into Frank’s room.
“Shut up Mikey no one asked you!” Gerard scolded at his brother.
“Well Gerard are you going to let me play?” Gabe asked stamping his feet on the ground.
Gerard crossed his arms, “No! You’re a bully and no one here ever liked you!”
Gabe was hurt, he wanted to cry, but didn’t because he was a man and men don’t do that, besides it was his yard, he could just kick them out anyways.
Instead Gabe walked over to Frankie and pulled his underpants down making him scream and cry a little, then picked his foot up and swung it hard at Gerard hitting him in the stomach, causing Gerard to double over in pain. Gabe smiled at Gerard’s cries of pain,
“I told you I would hurt you Gerard.”
Author: Jessica (but682)
Pairing: Frank/Gerard/Gabe
Word Count: 725
Disclaimer: blab don’t own
Summery: So this is what happens when you get a bunch of little boys a clubhouse. Frank and Mikey are 4, Gabe was 5, and Gerard was 8
A/N: First Stand along and first story without Gabilliam as the pairing
Frank woke up early. The sun was beating through his window, telling him it was time to start his first day of summer.
“Fuck you!” He scolded the birds that were perched just outside his window. “Damn, I need coffee.”
Frank pulled himself up out of his racecar, bed throwing his sheets off to the side. He slowly made his way to his kitchen to turn on his pot.
Frank brought the cup of ‘hot’ liquid to his mouth and sipped lightly, before spitting it all out onto a strawberry shortcake saucer his mom bought him, “DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, MY COFFEE TASTES LIKE DIRT!”
He squealed with anger as Mikey walked by his room yelling, “Well maybe you should get real coffee.” Frank fumed with anger.
He was just about to change out of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle boxers when he heard a knock on his door.
“I’m coming just hold on a second.” He belted out so his visitor could hear him clearly.
‘I pray to any God there is out there, that it’s not Gabe Saporta’, Frank let out a sigh when he peered through his peephole, noticing a bright purple hoodie. He pulled the door open to confirm who it was.
“Hey Frankie!” Gabe said in a high-pitched squeal, looking Frank up and down noticing his lack in clothes. “How have you been sweet cheeks?”
“Gabe you just saw me 2 minutes ago.” Frank said with a sigh, “Maybe, but I didn’t get to see you naked.” Gabe said with a grin.
He wanted to slam the door in the other mans face and run away, after kicking him in his bad place, but thought it’d be better for him to act his age.
“What are you doing here Gabe?” He said bitterly before Gabe let himself in.
“Frankie, I just wanted to see if you would like to play MONSTER MASH!” Gabe flailed his arms wildly and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
“Gabe aren’t you a little old to play with toy trucks?” Frank questioned as Gerard walked in holding two monster trucks.
“Hey Franks!” Gerard yelled running over to hug his best friend, “would you like to play MONSTER SMASH!?” Gerard yelled in a high-pitched tone that made Frank and Gabe question whether he had one of those long, dangling things or not.
“BOY WOULD I EVER!” Frankie screamed, noticing Gabe slink off to the corner of the room.
***
“vroom vroom! SMASH KERPLOW!!” Was all Gabe could hear over his evil plotting mind.
“I asked Frankie to play, and he said I was too old.” Gabe whined to Mr. Fluffkerpoo, his teddy bear, “Isn’t he older then me? I know Gerard is.”
Gabe huffed, “I know what I’m going to do. I’ll get Frankie naked yet!” He stood up fast and made his way over to where Frank and Gerard were playing.
“GERARD!” Gabe said trying to catch his breath, “I demand you stand and face me like a man!” Gabe laughed a little as Gerard struggled to get up.
Gerard stood up and looked at Gabe, “Is this ok? Like do I actually look like man?” Gerard was beaming as Frank nodded; he’d always wanted to look like a man.
“Gerard you’re a big poo-poo face, fat ball!” Gabe screamed, “and I was here first to play with Frankie. You’d better let me play too or I’ll,” Gabe paused to think, “I’ll hurt you!”
“Ohhhh Gabe is going to pick on the fat kid.” Mikey mocked as he made his way into Frank’s room.
“Shut up Mikey no one asked you!” Gerard scolded at his brother.
“Well Gerard are you going to let me play?” Gabe asked stamping his feet on the ground.
Gerard crossed his arms, “No! You’re a bully and no one here ever liked you!”
Gabe was hurt, he wanted to cry, but didn’t because he was a man and men don’t do that, besides it was his yard, he could just kick them out anyways.
Instead Gabe walked over to Frankie and pulled his underpants down making him scream and cry a little, then picked his foot up and swung it hard at Gerard hitting him in the stomach, causing Gerard to double over in pain. Gabe smiled at Gerard’s cries of pain,
“I told you I would hurt you Gerard.”