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I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!
i got a job at joseph's citarellas in rockerfeller center. its going to be full time, well-paid, with benefits, 401k (i need to discuss this whole financial thing with people who know what 401k REALLY means), the whole schpiel. AND when i host i get to look all sorts of pretty. new clothes!!! spiffy clothes!!!! AND my hours are going to be something like 2-9. which is amazing.
AND i officially have a place to live. im so so so so so so so excited!!!!!
i sat next to the blond lawyer from law & order's svu-the one that's not on the show anymore. i think. unless she was from criminal intent. i dont know, theres like 8 law & orders out there. but it was cool to share a subway car with her. she was wearing a really cute coat.
on a more serious note, for those of you who have been paying attention to Meg's Great Competition for Most Adorable Supervisor at the Wagner College Spiro Sports Center, i must inform you that jared pulled ahead by a mile yesterday because we bonded while the carpets were being washed. plus both of us we talking about how we watched the nec game by ourselves, and he was like "you should've come over, i had beer!" unfortunately, will was quite lazy yesterday, and therefore lost major brownie points when he refused to help jared with the wet runners (rugs, not the track team) AND jared was sick with a headcold. and a cute boy with sniffles is just too cute. so jared's winning.
once again, a friend thought that something was about him when it wasnt. so this is for him :)
"Do I-do I have to?"
"Now smell 'er a little"
"Pope, the floor is not a hamper."
"Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling."
"Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all."
"Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
"Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain."
"Man, I'm going to cut you up so bad, that you... you gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad."
"Hey, Meg, you just bought me another three minutes. Giggidy giggidy giggidy."
"Oh, forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials."
"Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind."
"YEAH. I'm also addicted to boobies."
"Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire."
"Oh... oh these are delectable. Hey, Flappy. Good news. I've decided not to kill you."
hahahahaha...just keep swimming...
i got a job at joseph's citarellas in rockerfeller center. its going to be full time, well-paid, with benefits, 401k (i need to discuss this whole financial thing with people who know what 401k REALLY means), the whole schpiel. AND when i host i get to look all sorts of pretty. new clothes!!! spiffy clothes!!!! AND my hours are going to be something like 2-9. which is amazing.
AND i officially have a place to live. im so so so so so so so excited!!!!!
i sat next to the blond lawyer from law & order's svu-the one that's not on the show anymore. i think. unless she was from criminal intent. i dont know, theres like 8 law & orders out there. but it was cool to share a subway car with her. she was wearing a really cute coat.
on a more serious note, for those of you who have been paying attention to Meg's Great Competition for Most Adorable Supervisor at the Wagner College Spiro Sports Center, i must inform you that jared pulled ahead by a mile yesterday because we bonded while the carpets were being washed. plus both of us we talking about how we watched the nec game by ourselves, and he was like "you should've come over, i had beer!" unfortunately, will was quite lazy yesterday, and therefore lost major brownie points when he refused to help jared with the wet runners (rugs, not the track team) AND jared was sick with a headcold. and a cute boy with sniffles is just too cute. so jared's winning.
once again, a friend thought that something was about him when it wasnt. so this is for him :)
"Do I-do I have to?"
"Now smell 'er a little"
"Pope, the floor is not a hamper."
"Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling."
"Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all."
"Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
"Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain."
"Man, I'm going to cut you up so bad, that you... you gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad."
"Hey, Meg, you just bought me another three minutes. Giggidy giggidy giggidy."
"Oh, forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials."
"Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind."
"YEAH. I'm also addicted to boobies."
"Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire."
"Oh... oh these are delectable. Hey, Flappy. Good news. I've decided not to kill you."
hahahahaha...just keep swimming...