No, I assure you I'm in no need of directions. Rather...
...this may be terribly presumptuous of me to say, but I believe I know you from somewhere, and that's a very odd circumstances as up to this point I have only known four humans before my arrival here.
*You'd probably remember a gray girl with horns, huh. Kanaya's brow furrows in thought.* I'll concede it's possible, but the sense of recognition is rather eerily strong.
Is it possible that you are acquainted with any of the following humans? Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, John Egbert or Jade Harley?
And John is my son. I'm pretty sure Dave and Jade are their friends from the Internet. I've heard John talking about them before. Is that how he knows you too?
Your daugh-- *Hey, have you noticed the way Kanaya's eyes just went wide and her shoulders tensed? And how Kanaya suddenly looks much, much more awkward?* ... I see. Then I believe our mystery has been solved, for I have seen you in digitally transmitted images.
...and yes, that is how I am acquainted with the four of them, to put it succinctly.
*How do you tell your girlfriend's? friend's mother that you've been temporally observing their entire lives? Answer: You don't.* Yes, that is very much like what happened. And to be honest, I doubt John would consider me a friend; the vast majority of my communiques have been with Rose.
I am Kanaya Maryam. I do not expect she has mentioned me.
You should visit for dinner sometime! We'd be happy to have you. Or maybe we should throw a party and have the kids invite all their friends. Sort of a 'getting to know you' kind of event, and I'm sure it'd be fun to get all your buddies together in one place. I'll bake a special cake just for the occasion.
Boy, they look awfully familiar, don't they? Where has she seen them before?*
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Is there something we can do for you, young lady?
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...this may be terribly presumptuous of me to say, but I believe I know you from somewhere, and that's a very odd circumstances as up to this point I have only known four humans before my arrival here.
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I must confess that you don't seem familiar to me, but perhaps the circumstances of our acquaintance merely slipped my mind.
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Is it possible that you are acquainted with any of the following humans? Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, John Egbert or Jade Harley?
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As a matter of fact we are. Although I'm not entirely sure 'acquainted' is the word I would use.
[Thoughtful sip of martini....]
Rose is my daughter.
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...and yes, that is how I am acquainted with the four of them, to put it succinctly.
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You mean they actually sent you pictures of their parents? I don't know about John, but I'm surprised Rose would bother.
Still, it's always a pleasure to meet one of my daughter's friends. What did you say your name was?
[She really can't wait to have this little chat with Rose later.]
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I am Kanaya Maryam. I do not expect she has mentioned me.
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