[Voice | Filter: Fox, Bangladesh, Hiruma, Anko, Kaoru]

[bustybentobabe]

Congratulations. After careful consideration, you have been picked to join the committee for planning the welcoming party for our new friend, Li Fei. Let's have some fun, shall we

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[crazywithguns]

About time! Do you know it's been almost a whole week since I've gotten to kill anyone?

[bustybentobabe]

[... she's already reconsidering bringing Bang along. :| ]

We're not killing him. We're just going to make him squeal. ... or whatever sound lizards make.

[crazywithguns]

[Well that didn't take long.]

Eh, torture's fun, too.

[defenses_gone]

None of that. We want this guy to be our friend, okay?

[crazywithguns]

....Well that's dull.

[defenses_gone]

Erm.

Look on the bright side. If this goes well, you could get a lot of other people to kill. I guess.

[crazywithguns]

Hey, really?!

[bustybentobabe]

[I think we know who the bad cop is going to be.

...

Hiruma, obviously. Bang's going to be the psychopathic cop.]

Actually, I have a special job in mind for you. Li Fei has some annoying tricks up his sleeve, and the more he thinks they might actually deceive us, the more he'll waste our time by trying them.

I want you to keep him afraid. Make him think that we will kill him, if he doesn't sit still and answer our questions like a good little demihuman.

[crazywithguns]

[As if she's suited to be any other type of cop XD.]

Ooh! I can do that!

Oh hey! You're a cook, right? What kind of cheese goes best with lizard?

[bustybentobabe]

Mozzarella, provolone, parmesan... pretty much anything that goes well with chicken. They taste about the same, though lizardmeat is a bit more chewy.

[crazywithguns]

Chewy... hmmm. Eh, I'll try anything once.