Oct 24, 2010 18:57
You know, I had the strangest day today. I thought something felt off, but I wasn't sure what it was until I checked my journal to find fifteen incoming signals telling me that someone had stolen my bar and flown away with it.
Most of the details they provided were fuzzy. Other than the fact that you used durians to clear the ship. ... and just for that, I'll be sending you a special handbasket for your ride to hell.
Honestly! Who steals a bar in this day and age?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
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