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Character: Fujishima Kureha
Series: After School Nightmare
Character Age: 15-16
Canon: After School Nightmare is the manly tale of a dependable prince who does his best to save a broken princess from herself-- No, wait. Let's start again, shall we? This story is the feminine tale of a troubled princess who gets molested by a broken prince-- No. The truth is? Mashiro Ichijo is neither, he is just a teenager who is not fully male or female, but has been living all his life as a man until he is forced to take a special after-school class. That class consists of having shared nightmares between classmates. In them, they all take on their hearts’ true forms, no matter how horrible they may be. Those bizarre forms can include a giraffe or a cell-phone! The only mission is killing your classmate's hearts, obtain the key hidden inside them and, if you're lucky, you will then graduate~ . ♥
In the middle of this creepy tale we have Fujishima Kureha, Ichijo’s girlfriend; who seems to be a sweet and caring girl with no apparent problems at all. Yet the real form she takes at the after-school class is that of a scary long-haired girl wearing a rain jacket with the urge to kill all men she can find with… back-raping umbrellas. Because, you see, Kureha fears and hates men. Kureha is less shy and more out-going around fellow girls, but she tends to stutter a lot. So while she falls sometimes into the jealous and easily-angered type, she tries her best. As naive, extremely cute and girly a female romantic interest she might seem, she is capable of umbrella-raping you in dreams if you are not careful enough.
Sample Post:
Good afternoon, camp~! ♥ Uh. My name is… Fujishima Kureha, but please, just call me Kureha. It’s good to meet you all~!
I gotta say it was kinda weird at first, taking a school trip during this time of the year, but I thought it might be fun! I mean… it was supposed to be a romantic school trip to America, after all. A great opportunity to be intimate with your Significant Other and get professional romantic advice if needed on the way, or s-something similar, like that strange perfumed pink tabloid said. Huh. A-anyway, that’s beside the point… someone called the Director told me I should give the female campers a talk about relationships, she even gave me a few guidelines in another pretty paper. I don’t know why she didn’t let me read it beforehand, though. B-but I guess I got here in the middle of a party and it’s clearly bad timing, I’m so s-sorry! I p-promise it won’t take much time. Really! Then everyone can continue with the... moans of excitement~!
Okay! Um, listen. There is a bunch of things a girl should know and be warned of when they’re dating. Very important things~. ♥ Are you ready? Please pay attention, because I think girls should stick together and go fight to win! Oh, this paper smells nice~. It says I should think up of a serious poll for you after I’m done with “Put it in”, “Needs moar mistletoe”, “Everyone is gay here anyway” and at least two ticky boxes at the end as the options. But I don’t know why that’s important, so I’ll just go with my own points, okay? And it’s n-not like everyone is gay here! Let’s begin, then~.
1) Always invite your Significant Other during lunch breaks; you don’t know when he might be consorting with undesirable company. Using that time to rest under a tree is a good idea!
2) Consider having a box of tampons or maxi pads ready at any time~. And painkillers, those are important too! Sometimes your Significant Other might forget to bring their own if they suddenly genderswitch, because he’s not used to girly things and the period cramps are bad enough as they are. We are all girls, so you must understand. Protecting him from that pain is important. ♥
3) Be always careful. You never know when your Significant Other might be targeted by another boy! This is dangerous. Also, the Director pointed out to me that it’s hard for all the girls in camp to find any good Significant Others. While that’s probably because boys are always awful and mean, I should still talk about it. So girls, um, please try to always be careful. If there is a boy targeting your Significant Other and he doesn’t want to give up, m-maybe slapping him will help!
4) Finally. Bake him a cake! Boys usually like home-made food. It doesn’t matter if you only saw the dough rise!
If you follow this helpful advice you will… Uh. W-why is it that you don’t have an arm? And why is all you say ‘brain’ over and over again? G-girls, this isn’t funny anymore; take off the costumes! Because this is a costume party… right?
Oh, dear…
(( Voting went here. ))
Series: After School Nightmare
Character Age: 15-16
Canon: After School Nightmare is the manly tale of a dependable prince who does his best to save a broken princess from herself-- No, wait. Let's start again, shall we? This story is the feminine tale of a troubled princess who gets molested by a broken prince-- No. The truth is? Mashiro Ichijo is neither, he is just a teenager who is not fully male or female, but has been living all his life as a man until he is forced to take a special after-school class. That class consists of having shared nightmares between classmates. In them, they all take on their hearts’ true forms, no matter how horrible they may be. Those bizarre forms can include a giraffe or a cell-phone! The only mission is killing your classmate's hearts, obtain the key hidden inside them and, if you're lucky, you will then graduate~ . ♥
In the middle of this creepy tale we have Fujishima Kureha, Ichijo’s girlfriend; who seems to be a sweet and caring girl with no apparent problems at all. Yet the real form she takes at the after-school class is that of a scary long-haired girl wearing a rain jacket with the urge to kill all men she can find with… back-raping umbrellas. Because, you see, Kureha fears and hates men. Kureha is less shy and more out-going around fellow girls, but she tends to stutter a lot. So while she falls sometimes into the jealous and easily-angered type, she tries her best. As naive, extremely cute and girly a female romantic interest she might seem, she is capable of umbrella-raping you in dreams if you are not careful enough.
Sample Post:
Good afternoon, camp~! ♥ Uh. My name is… Fujishima Kureha, but please, just call me Kureha. It’s good to meet you all~!
I gotta say it was kinda weird at first, taking a school trip during this time of the year, but I thought it might be fun! I mean… it was supposed to be a romantic school trip to America, after all. A great opportunity to be intimate with your Significant Other and get professional romantic advice if needed on the way, or s-something similar, like that strange perfumed pink tabloid said. Huh. A-anyway, that’s beside the point… someone called the Director told me I should give the female campers a talk about relationships, she even gave me a few guidelines in another pretty paper. I don’t know why she didn’t let me read it beforehand, though. B-but I guess I got here in the middle of a party and it’s clearly bad timing, I’m so s-sorry! I p-promise it won’t take much time. Really! Then everyone can continue with the... moans of excitement~!
Okay! Um, listen. There is a bunch of things a girl should know and be warned of when they’re dating. Very important things~. ♥ Are you ready? Please pay attention, because I think girls should stick together and go fight to win! Oh, this paper smells nice~. It says I should think up of a serious poll for you after I’m done with “Put it in”, “Needs moar mistletoe”, “Everyone is gay here anyway” and at least two ticky boxes at the end as the options. But I don’t know why that’s important, so I’ll just go with my own points, okay? And it’s n-not like everyone is gay here! Let’s begin, then~.
1) Always invite your Significant Other during lunch breaks; you don’t know when he might be consorting with undesirable company. Using that time to rest under a tree is a good idea!
2) Consider having a box of tampons or maxi pads ready at any time~. And painkillers, those are important too! Sometimes your Significant Other might forget to bring their own if they suddenly genderswitch, because he’s not used to girly things and the period cramps are bad enough as they are. We are all girls, so you must understand. Protecting him from that pain is important. ♥
3) Be always careful. You never know when your Significant Other might be targeted by another boy! This is dangerous. Also, the Director pointed out to me that it’s hard for all the girls in camp to find any good Significant Others. While that’s probably because boys are always awful and mean, I should still talk about it. So girls, um, please try to always be careful. If there is a boy targeting your Significant Other and he doesn’t want to give up, m-maybe slapping him will help!
4) Finally. Bake him a cake! Boys usually like home-made food. It doesn’t matter if you only saw the dough rise!
If you follow this helpful advice you will… Uh. W-why is it that you don’t have an arm? And why is all you say ‘brain’ over and over again? G-girls, this isn’t funny anymore; take off the costumes! Because this is a costume party… right?
Oh, dear…
(( Voting went here. ))