01 Intro

[bustsamove]

Option A: for Sue and the rest of the household

Will is laying in bed, pretty comfortable in that half way between sleep and waking state. It takes him a few minutes to realize that he is not alone in this bed. At first this doesn't phase him, not until he remembers he's divorced now and there should be 0 additional people in his room. THAT wakes

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[Action] AND SO IT BEGINS

[tyrannicalcoach]

[Sue, who has already kicked the Husband-Drone to the couch, rolls over expecting to find a nice cold bed. Instead she finds Will Schuester, she immediately starts to scream. Now this is Sue Sylvester we are talking about. A scream from here is not so much a high pitched scream as it is a warriors cry. And a Warriors cry it is because the next plan of action is to find the closest blunt object she can. In this case it is a very stylish lamp.]

DEMON! DIEEEE!!!

Re: [Action] AND SO IT BEGINS

[bustsamove]

[Well if she was going to scream...It's one of those almost comical reactions, the two of them just staring and screaming at each other but then it gets a lot less funny when Sue pick up a lamp and come at him. He bolts from the bed]

Sue? Calm down, I'm sure whatever happened we can, uh, work it out.

[he's defensively standing at the foot of the bed]

[Action]

[tyrannicalcoach]

YOU. SHUT UP [She points to Jessica with the lamp and then turns to Will] AND YOU! HOW DARE YOU COME INTO THIS PERFECT WORLD. I was doing just fine here. I thought maybe I had died and I was completely fine with that. BUT NOW YOU ARE HERE. You and that crusted pile of lent you call 'hair' are here. Seriously, how does your hair even look like that right now. The sun is barley up, you freak of nature.

Now you'll excuse me, [She jumps onto the bed, lamp in hands] I HAVE TO REMEDY THIS SITUATION, YAAAAAH! [She lunges toward Will]

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[bustsamove]

[Will is quite confused now, who in the world is this girl and why is she here and why does Sue know her? He doesn't have much time to dwell on that though, or ask questions because INCOMING SUE WITH LAMP! Yeah, he decides the best thing to do is run out of the room. He's not sure he's ever seen Sue is angry or armed before.]

[Action]

[tyrannicalcoach]

[Sue tries to force her way through, but realizes that Jessica isn't moving without an answer. She steps back, and sighs, looking down at her feet, defeated. She walks back to one of the windows and looks out, and sighs. With lamp still in hand she quickly forces open the window and dives out, rolling on the lawn and rushing toward the front door, opening it up and charging back at Will with the Lamp]

DIIIIIIE

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[bustsamove]

[Will has almost made it to the front door, thinking he is almost free of this nightmare he runs towards it...only to see it swing open, Sue charging through the hall. He really doesn't know what to do now, so he look around the living room for something, ANYTHING he can use to protect himself. He sees a wooden chair and grabs it, holding it like a lion tamer might. It probably won't do much, but it can't hurt.]

Sue, can you please tell me whats going on?

[Action]

[tyrannicalcoach]

You have to ruin everything, Schuester. I am tired of it and I thought I had finally gotten rid of you. BUT NO. You had to follow me HERE of all places. And now, I'm going to stop it once and for all or at least get myself some time away from that bird's nest of a head you have. [She looks at the chair, trying to figure out a way around it. Though...She runs over to the kitchen and pulls out the wood block full of VERY SHARP KNIVES and smiles] Perfect!

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[bustsamove]

Ruin everything? Sue, I don't even know where we are! Can you at least explain that much before you mentally snap?

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[bustsamove]

Sue, are you even listening to...

[Where is she going? What did she just grab out of the? He hears her exclaim something but he's not sure what because he's already running for the door again. Did she seriously just grab a knife?!]

[bustsamove]

Right, thanks.

[he forces a half smile as he runs out the door.]

[tyrannicalcoach]

What?! No! Don't leave Will, [She holds up a rather shiny fillet knife] I wanted to scalp you! That way I could hang your disgusting hair about the door to ward off predators and bad luck.