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Sep 17, 2008 13:40

Headcanon meme! For Tifa, Squall, Byakko and Malik.

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bustinmelons September 18 2008, 01:28:12 UTC
I have elaborate theories for this.

Okay! So. Squall! Is really emotionally needy but extremely emotionally retarded. These don't really go together well! So he ends up actively pushing people away on the off-chance he might get hurt if he lets someone close to him and they decide he's not good enough and leave.

Rinoa shows up and-- well, her first act is to say 'you-are-going-to-like-me' while waving her hand in his face. Her second act is to DRAG HIM OUT to dance. Neither of those is sending a message of "oh by the way I'm going to reject you once I get to know you", obviously. And then she walks away and he's like ... :(

But then the Timber mission happens! And she LEAPS INTO HIS ARMS all 'yay! SeeD is here, SeeD is here!' And-- this is a vastly positive reaction to him, and Squall is like ... at this point I think he's already gone (And Quistis can tell; she says she'd given up by the time Rinoa got into the picture and I do believe in Quistis' ability to read Squall like a book with huge font), it's just a matter of getting him to admit it! And ... what gets him to admit that YES OKAY FINE HE LIKES RINOA is ...

... Well, guilt, actually. She goes into a coma while under his protection, after implying repeatedly that she likes him and trusts him. And this hits two buttons at once-- "holy shit someone likes me and I let them down" as well as "oh god I fucked up this mission really hard". These are like huge flashing red buttons. So ... even though he acts like a dick to Rinoa all through disk 2 and even into disk 3 a little, he does genuinely care about her and want to protect her! And she can tell that he's not actually mean-spirited, he just doesn't know how to not be blunt. And he can tell she can tell! So ... yes.

(option #1 coming soon after I finish baking a cake)

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boomtoday September 18 2008, 01:40:57 UTC
A--awwwwww. Well Squall, at least you're not as emotionally retarded as Lina.

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getbackinthecar September 18 2008, 02:07:41 UTC
I dunno, it might be a close race.

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boomtoday September 18 2008, 02:12:45 UTC
The only way to eke something approximating a confession from Lina is to kill all her friends twice first and THEN she has convenient magic amnesia about it.

TWO SEASONS LATER, THERE'S NO PROGRESS.

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getbackinthecar September 18 2008, 02:17:04 UTC
... Okay no, you win.

... Man that is really really bad DO YOU NEED LIKE, TIPS FROM SQUALL OR SOMETHING

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boomtoday September 18 2008, 02:33:52 UTC
Th-that would be hilarious. HOW DO WE ENABLE THIS

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getbackinthecar September 18 2008, 02:36:52 UTC
"okay and then he needs to go into a coma-- LISTEN TO ME DAMNIT I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"

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boomtoday September 18 2008, 02:40:30 UTC
Oh no, Gourry's had the magic coma before.

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