Are ye tellin' me there's no black people in Ireland?
Yeah, quote from yesterday at work. Based off of a new practice I've decided to adopt. I've decided that instead of yelling and threatening physical violence in hideous ways to people when I get angry, I'll just speak with your (stereo)typical Irish accent in a higher pitch. You'll know when I'm aggravated, because I'll always start off by throwing my hands in the air and saying, "For fuck's sake, man."
Just found out, as of 30 seconds ago, that my great_fanboy_onizuka@hotmail.com email account is now unusable. For fuck's sake, man. Feel free to use my new Gmail account, akon.junky@gmail.com.
I had a violin sitting in my garage for years. I have no idea who it used to belong to, but it's now in playing condition. I'm going to start getting more serious with my music, and learn all kinds of instruments in the off chance that I get to audition for a band. Preferably a Japanese one, so I guess I better learn that language sometime. Too bad UMKC doesn't offer it. Chinese, yes. But I don't want to go to China.
Work sucks, but that's par for the course with most any job. They cut my hours and hired a bunch of new cashiers. Three of them, all female, all reasonably attractive, and all taken. Not that I'd ever start a relationship with anyone at work, but sometimes you like to imagine, you know. I know for a fact that two of them are quitting at the end of the summer....but that doesn't help me because I'll be in school then. However, I might be getting the raise I so desperately need, and earlier than looked-for as well.
To those of you who posted in my last entry oh, so long ago....thanks. I've gone and made myself an English major, and I'll minor in history because I can.
Today I stopped by my old elementary school. One of my former teachers and the principal were there. Talked to them for quite some time, and it wasn't too bad. I gotta go visit my high school sometime and tell all my old teachers that I'm not a midshipman. Some of them probably think I am, seeing as how I took of for the Naval Academy Prep School two years ago (it'll be two years to the day on the 18th).
So yeah. As you can see, my life's rather dull. No mention of exciting happenings, no stories about adventures in the bedroom/back seat/movie theater/public restroom/what-have-you with beautiful women (or even ugly women, for that matter), nothing. For all you people who have a shitty life out there, where everything is one crisis and mishap after another, you can feel free to express your undying envy for me and my incredible level of "stability and tranquility" (read: I have no life).
And don't forget my new email address.
Just found out, as of 30 seconds ago, that my great_fanboy_onizuka@hotmail.com email account is now unusable. For fuck's sake, man. Feel free to use my new Gmail account, akon.junky@gmail.com.
I had a violin sitting in my garage for years. I have no idea who it used to belong to, but it's now in playing condition. I'm going to start getting more serious with my music, and learn all kinds of instruments in the off chance that I get to audition for a band. Preferably a Japanese one, so I guess I better learn that language sometime. Too bad UMKC doesn't offer it. Chinese, yes. But I don't want to go to China.
Work sucks, but that's par for the course with most any job. They cut my hours and hired a bunch of new cashiers. Three of them, all female, all reasonably attractive, and all taken. Not that I'd ever start a relationship with anyone at work, but sometimes you like to imagine, you know. I know for a fact that two of them are quitting at the end of the summer....but that doesn't help me because I'll be in school then. However, I might be getting the raise I so desperately need, and earlier than looked-for as well.
To those of you who posted in my last entry oh, so long ago....thanks. I've gone and made myself an English major, and I'll minor in history because I can.
Today I stopped by my old elementary school. One of my former teachers and the principal were there. Talked to them for quite some time, and it wasn't too bad. I gotta go visit my high school sometime and tell all my old teachers that I'm not a midshipman. Some of them probably think I am, seeing as how I took of for the Naval Academy Prep School two years ago (it'll be two years to the day on the 18th).
So yeah. As you can see, my life's rather dull. No mention of exciting happenings, no stories about adventures in the bedroom/back seat/movie theater/public restroom/what-have-you with beautiful women (or even ugly women, for that matter), nothing. For all you people who have a shitty life out there, where everything is one crisis and mishap after another, you can feel free to express your undying envy for me and my incredible level of "stability and tranquility" (read: I have no life).
And don't forget my new email address.