Summer adventures
Well its been quite a while. I'm returning with wonderful adventures from camp.
Let me take you into the magical world known as Camp Hawthorne.
It’s the only play where you’ll see a young child eating all the pepper out of a pepper shaker in the talent show
And where your bunkmate might just have a webbed toe.
I had some pretty kick ass councilors
ASA FURST
AARON BOUCHARD
ROBIN CLARK
They taught me many a thing about life….like a new use for Gold Bond Powder
So one night one of my bunkmates, Nick, found that his pillow had been written on with sharpie by those bastards from Bunk 7. So he got a little angry and kicked a whole in the door.
Luckily we got Bunk 7 back
In more than one way.
This is Jackson… er… yeah that’s all I have to say about him.
Now many people “Hooked up” with a lot of people this year at camp… Did I? Hell yeah I did…. I hooked up with the DeBeer.
Oh look! It’s me with Adam Veenar, this years James E. Cross award winner!
Colin even “Shined his light” at Joel’s Coffee House.
BUNK NIGHT-
We built a big ass fire…. When Robin Clark builds a fire… he don’t fuck around.
We sat around drinking delicious brew (note Greg Attra behind the fire) eating some cheddar worst, Watching the cinematic masterpiece “SLEEPAWAY CAMP”!!!!
Oh… and shooting the heads off of Barbies with bb guns.
Brian Long stayed in my bunk…. PRETTY SPOOKY!
SKETCH COMEDY-
We had an all-star cast of…
Paul Clegg as Robin
Rachel Folb as Wonder Woman
Greg Attra as the Incredible Hulk
Myself as The Flash
Adam Gilpactric as Batman
Natalie Johnson as a gangsta
And Colin Ellis as Superman
On the last night we went crazy…. I drank a little too much manishivitz
But alas…. All good things must come to an end…..
So we packed up our things…. And headed home
So ends the Camp Hawthorne Season of 2006… Asa didn’t show up for the picture…. Asshole
Top song(s)- The Rising- Bruce Springsteen. Shine Your Light- Robbie Robertson anything by Ween.
Best Moment(s)- Jumping into the lake in denim jeans and a t-shirt while my bunkmates FUCKED up our bunk night scavenger hunt. Gathering Storms rooftop performance. And laying my baby to rest…. KOPZ III (Random ass kissing side note- Which wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for Aaron Bouchard)
Worst Moment(s)- Putting my baby to rest… KOPZ III (Random ass kissing side note- Which wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for Aaron Bouchard),
Fucking up my god damn ankle on that Chapel “pew” I broke.
Watching the god damn Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Overall it was a great summer. And I'll be back to updating this on a regular basis.