Aug 19, 2008 15:24
I have often thought about all of these while in my new home. :)
The Pros and Cons of Living Alone
By Mindy Kaling
Pro: Silence when you want it
Con: Silence always. Alone with ... your thoughts?
Pro: Proudly hung all the pictures by yourself
Con: They're all crooked
Pro: No roommate to steal your clothes
Con: No roommate to steal clothes from
Pro: No one else's crusty, caked-on dishes piling up in the sink
Con: Good God, all those dishes are yours?
Pro: Sleep in! You're never woken up at 6 a.m. by someone else's hair dryer
Con: D'oh! No one to split the electric bill with
Pro: Watch what you want, when you want
Con: No one to congratulate you on getting that obscure Lewis Carroll reference on Lost
Pro: No more pulling your lazy roommate's bottles out of the trash to put in the recycling bin
Con: Gulp. All those wine bottles are yours (hehehehe)
Thanks to those who came out this weekend! I loved seeing you! I really enjoyed my time spent in Michigan. For those I could not coordinate with, we will have to try again for Thanksgiving! :)