Dear Die-Ary

[bushido110]

if I were a month, i would be May
if I were a day of the week, i would be Saturday
if I were a time of day,i would be lunchtime
if I were a planet, i would be Urk
if I were a sea animal, i would be A big badass thing that could eat, sting, and poison all at the same time
if I were a direction, i'd be up
if I were a piece of furniture, i would be a couch
if I were a historical figure, i would be Hatori
if I were a liquid, i would be water
if I were a jewel, I would be sapphire
if I were a tree, I would be really bored
if I were a bird, I would be a crow
if I were a tool, I would be a katana
if I were a flower, I would be a flytrap
if I were a kind of weather, I would piss everyone off
if I were a mythical creature, I would be a Jedi
if I were a musical instrument, I would be hard to play
if I were an animal, I'd be cuddly
if I were a color, I'd be blue
if I were an emotion, i'd be sexual
if I were a vegetable, I would be fucked
if I were a sound, i would be loud
if I were an element, I would be radon
if I were a car, i would be fast
if I were a song, I would be a techno beat
if I were a movie, I would be a comedy
if I were a book, I would be like, "READ ME"
if I were a food, I would hate to get eaten
if I were a place, I would be Japan, duh
if I were a material, I would be water
if I were a taste, I would be sugar
if I were a scent, I would be fire
if I were a word, I would be fuck
if I were a body part, I would be in another body part
if I were a facial expression, I would be horny
if I were a subject in school, I would be lunch
if I were a shape, I would be a triangle