Why are some people so stupid?
Today at work:
Me: would you like any sauces on your sandwich?
Man: Light Mayo
* I take the bottle labeled "light mayo" and I squirt it on his sandwich*
Man: I meant a light amount of mayonaise, not light mayonaise!
Me: sorry, sir. i can scrape it off..
Man: *angrily* forget it, you've already ruined the sandwich. I'll just come back some other time!
*Man storms off*