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Sep. 21st, 2004 | 03:17 pm
girl: (_)_)IIII > (^)
boy: ow
girl: pointy
boy: you're into the points?
girl: haha
girl: WHAT IF I AM??
boy: then im your man
girl: haha
girl: are we uncircumcised?
boy: hello no.
boy: id cut that shit off my damn self if i had too
girl: hahahaha
girl: i really don't see much of a difference
boy: there is..
boy: like
boy: the way it looks
boy: i mean cmon
boy: it like like just a hunk of skin hanging
boy: and you can get diseases faster
boy: and uh..
boy: its more sensitive so.. you're uh.. quicker.
girl: haha
girl: how dirty
boy: cause the head is under skin and never touches anything
boy: so when it gets touched its like BAM boner
boy: then cream everywhere
boy: its bad
boy: but me..
boy: see.
boy: im all up ons my boxers.
girl: hahahahahahah
boy: so i feel crap all day
girl: BAAAM
girl: its a lot harder to come for girls
girl: which is unfair
boy: yeah.
boy: haha at you guys
girl: haha
girl: how often do you masturbate
boy: i try to keep it under 3 times weekly
girl: really?
boy: yes
girl: how long does it take
girl: your hands are really big
girl: so is it like
girl: haha
girl: hard to hang on?
boy: depends..
boy: there are a few factor in varying the spooge point
boy: like.. sps.. type of lube. material. setting. mood.
boy: very many things
girl: what is sps?
boy: stroke per second.
girl: how fast can you go
boy: i timed my self once. and went really fast and i had good lube and awesome material..
boy: and i got ..
boy: 38 i believe
boy: seconds.
boy: but i tried really hard.
girl: hshahaha
girl: fingering myself does nothing for me.
girl: not a thing
boy: that sux
boy: im sure it would do wonders for me.
boy: or any accompanying party
girl: what do you mean
boy: nvm
girl: no
girl: explain
boy: k
boy: well
boy: if i was there. while you're like.. going at it..
boy: unless you're like
girl: well yeah
girl: i mean
girl: im sure that would help me a little too
boy: yeah
girl: but like if i were to be horny and start fingering myself
boy: haha
girl: then id get nothing out of that
girl: at all
girl: id be like
girl: uhh what the hell am i doing and why
boy: haha
boy: really
boy: that sux
girl: bathtub faucets
girl: ;)
girl: hahahahahaha
boy: i can stroke it for hours if i really wanted to.
girl: :-D
boy: yeah.. i heard some chicks talking about. ''adjustable showerhead modes''
boy: you gut pulse.. the jet..
boy: and then like.. spray
girl: haha no
girl: but just the faucet itself
boy: ...
girl: honestly I've been doing that since i was like... 10
girl: hahaha
girl: i remember
girl: i was reading a cosmopolitan
girl: and they were talking about masturbation
girl: and i had no idea what the fuck it was
girl: so i did what they told me to do
girl: and yeah
boy: hmm.
boy: good job on that.
girl: hahahah
girl: when you do ♥ on livejournal does it work?
boy: yeah.
girl: (_)_)IIII > (^)
boy: ow
girl: pointy
boy: you're into the points?
girl: haha
girl: WHAT IF I AM??
boy: then im your man
girl: haha
girl: are we uncircumcised?
boy: hello no.
boy: id cut that shit off my damn self if i had too
girl: hahahaha
girl: i really don't see much of a difference
boy: there is..
boy: like
boy: the way it looks
boy: i mean cmon
boy: it like like just a hunk of skin hanging
boy: and you can get diseases faster
boy: and uh..
boy: its more sensitive so.. you're uh.. quicker.
girl: haha
girl: how dirty
boy: cause the head is under skin and never touches anything
boy: so when it gets touched its like BAM boner
boy: then cream everywhere
boy: its bad
boy: but me..
boy: see.
boy: im all up ons my boxers.
girl: hahahahahahah
boy: so i feel crap all day
girl: BAAAM
girl: its a lot harder to come for girls
girl: which is unfair
boy: yeah.
boy: haha at you guys
girl: haha
girl: how often do you masturbate
boy: i try to keep it under 3 times weekly
girl: really?
boy: yes
girl: how long does it take
girl: your hands are really big
girl: so is it like
girl: haha
girl: hard to hang on?
boy: depends..
boy: there are a few factor in varying the spooge point
boy: like.. sps.. type of lube. material. setting. mood.
boy: very many things
girl: what is sps?
boy: stroke per second.
girl: how fast can you go
boy: i timed my self once. and went really fast and i had good lube and awesome material..
boy: and i got ..
boy: 38 i believe
boy: seconds.
boy: but i tried really hard.
girl: hshahaha
girl: fingering myself does nothing for me.
girl: not a thing
boy: that sux
boy: im sure it would do wonders for me.
boy: or any accompanying party
girl: what do you mean
boy: nvm
girl: no
girl: explain
boy: k
boy: well
boy: if i was there. while you're like.. going at it..
boy: unless you're like
girl: well yeah
girl: i mean
girl: im sure that would help me a little too
boy: yeah
girl: but like if i were to be horny and start fingering myself
boy: haha
girl: then id get nothing out of that
girl: at all
girl: id be like
girl: uhh what the hell am i doing and why
boy: haha
boy: really
boy: that sux
girl: bathtub faucets
girl: ;)
girl: hahahahahaha
boy: i can stroke it for hours if i really wanted to.
girl: :-D
boy: yeah.. i heard some chicks talking about. ''adjustable showerhead modes''
boy: you gut pulse.. the jet..
boy: and then like.. spray
girl: haha no
girl: but just the faucet itself
boy: ...
girl: honestly I've been doing that since i was like... 10
girl: hahaha
girl: i remember
girl: i was reading a cosmopolitan
girl: and they were talking about masturbation
girl: and i had no idea what the fuck it was
girl: so i did what they told me to do
girl: and yeah
boy: hmm.
boy: good job on that.
girl: hahahah
girl: when you do ♥ on livejournal does it work?
boy: yeah.