Gelatin.

Jul 19, 2006 12:53

There's alot of things that really get to me. I hate supermodels. They always try to make me hate myself, despite the fact that I look normal. "5'10 and 120 pounds" shut up! fuck you! or when they say like "Tyra Banks, one of the bigger super models" or "cyndi crawford,, the world's most beautiful woman" i don't think you have the right to decide that for the rest of us who dont care about supermodels.

I hate fat people who complain about their weight but don't do anything about it. People who sit there and say "Ugh I look so fat" but you watch them shovel in meal after meal after bloody meal. And why the hell, when you go into a resteraunt, does the dinner size have to be twice the amount of the lunch size? I can't even finish the lunch size, and you expect me to order the bigger one? You're the reason people have to grown to sizes like XXL. That's just disgisting. People who have been skin-graphed to a chair because they're too fat to move, how do you let yourself get that big? No I don't mind if you look at me weird because i'm looking at you weird, it's your own fault. And kids who are overweight...they can't help it, they're just kids. Why are these parents letting their kids get to be so freakin huge?

I also hate diets. No carb diets suck. I ahte the atkins diet. Any diet that says you have have 3 cheeseburgers and a pound of bacon but you can't have a slice of bread is retarded. Your body needs carbs. The environment requires you to eat them so it can go on with the cycle of life. And McDonald's who have Atkins approved food or "Carb Counting" Techniques should be shot. It's a McDonald's. It's fast food. It's fattening. Let it go.

I am so sick of people talking shit behind my back. You know what? You're just a a little pussy because you can't even say it to my face. What do you think i'm gonna do, pull out a gun and shoot you in the face? Do you really think i care enough about you to go out of my way to get a gun and risk my life just because of some dumb comment you made? Do you really think you're that special, that i'd waste my time with you? fucl off. Say it to my face. Because if you're 10 feet away from me and telling my sister to tell me you say i'm a bitch, you deserve to be kicked in the balls you little pansy.

I can't stand it when stupid women drive. I drove behind a blonde woman in an SUV (which is the Satan of all vehicular devices i might add) and she had big bug-eyed prep glasses, platinum blonde hair, talking on her cell phone....driving with her shoes on top of the car. There's Top quality human for ya...not. The woman was driving 15 mph on a road that the speed limit was 40. Her left singal light was on the entire time. She isnt the first i've noticed. usually stupid drivers, i have found, tend to be women, myself included.

And i would like to just let everyone know that, despite what you may think, jell-o is not, in fact, a vegetarian food. Gelatin is the material that is fused inside your bones. Jell-o is made with horse hooves and the gelatin inside bones of animals. I hope you remember that next time you and your friends are doing jell-o shots and table dancing to some overplayed jessica simpson song.

That is all.
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