I've Been Waiting 20 Years.
Dear Baby Jesus,
I know you hate the Cubs. It's a well-established fact, and I have come to accept that as a Cubs fan I will be ridiculed for the rest of my life. However, if you don't let the Bears win tomorrow,and allow at least one of my Chicago teams stop making a jack-ass out of me (mention the White Sox and I'll brain you), I will kill you. And also? Rex Grossman. Because it will totally be his fault. And Brian Urlacher's mother. Because she lives in NM, so it'll be convenient. I will be drunken and eating chili dogs in your name, Lord.
Amen.