Dec 14, 2013 19:04
Had a crazy dream that I was on a double date with Calvin Harris (the music guy) who was with Nicole Richie (the...I dunno, socialite?) and John and myself. They were acting all lovey dovey and I really wanted to punch them in the face after a while.
Eventually, after dessert I believe, I got up to use the restroom. On my way there I stumbled over a scarf that had fallen off of the back of someone's chair. I picked it up, put it back on their chair and continued toward the bathroom. The lady whose scarf it was looked at me like I was *nothing* and said, "Bitch."
I spun around sooooo fast and was all, "Oh, excuse ME for picking your fallen scarf up off the ground and putting it back for you. Fuck you, fuck your friend, fuck this place! You're a real piece of shit, lady."
I woke up all "What the fuck was that all about?" haha
In real life we went to Costco. On our way back out to the car the person who had parked next to us was backing out. She was like 100 years old and having a really hard time. It was like a 3 point reverse. She almost took out the car behind her, seriously coming within maybe 2 inches, and then ran over the curb really badly upon going forward again. She stopped and parked her car in the middle of the isle/lane/whatever and got out looking all confused and just...old. I told John to go make sure she was ok and to check her tires out while I loaded up our car and got Olivia in the car-seat, etc.
She thought she had hit a car and was looking down the side of her own car for the damage. (eeek)
John told her what really happened and asked if she was ok to drive home. She took a few minutes to collect herself and then carried on after giving John a hug.
It made me sad she's that old and still driving. I imagine she had a husband who used to drive her, but now can't. :-/ Upon hindsight I'm wondering if we should've let her drive off since she was a really REALLY bad driver. At what point do you step in? I've been watching too much "What Would You Do?"....