amy and david...watch out
santa baby hear our plea, the miller children want that wii!
father christmas here's the deal, we both need a baby seal
board games? are you kidding me? tuck beyonce beneath our tree
three wise men who traveled far, after us please name a star
santa fill our hearts with glee, take us to dollywood in tennessee
grand menorah listen hard, we would like an am-ex card
we can't get this one in the mail, so santa bring a killer whale
better yet we beg of you, stuff our stockings with shamu
jesus we are poor, you see, and sick of being bourgeoisie
so dip into that heavenly stash, lets celebrate with cold hard cash
old st. nick hear our cries, we deserve the nobel prize
mr president hear our pleas, sniff out bombs with bumble bees
santa santa lend a hand, fly us straight to candyland!
sheperds out to tend the flock, send us into sugar shock
sugar plums and cookies nay, what we want is tooth decay
-Happy Holidays from the Millers!