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IC CONTACT

May 30, 2011 12:23

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permavid likeahurricane July 2 2011, 00:29:52 UTC

So, Zuko, I heard you jerked off my boyfriend. [ lkafmg yeah, there is no lead up to it. Naruto's smiling, looks kinda serene actually. Nothing dangerous about this at all. ]

I think we should talk.

burstes July 2 2011, 00:34:52 UTC

[No, that looks dangerous. Why would someone smile and say something like that? YOU CANNOT FATHOM THE AMOUNT OF HIS AWKWARD RIGHT NOW, NARUTO.]

I, uh... I - guess you talked to Ichigo.

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 00:42:07 UTC

Yeah, yeah! Ichigo! We talked! We tell each other everything. [ STILL SMILING. Have a heat-tilt. ]

In any case! Was it good?

burstes July 2 2011, 00:43:40 UTC

What? Why would you ask that?!

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 00:45:09 UTC

Haah, that's an important question! Don't you think?

burstes July 2 2011, 01:11:21 UTC

But that's..! I mean, why would you want to know?

[Thoroughly flustered, Zuko leans from the camera with a hand pressed to his face. Looking away.]

1/2 likeahurricane July 2 2011, 01:24:11 UTC

Well, no one likes a lousy hand job!

[ Totally ignoring the flustered, yeah, he might be doing this in purpose. ]

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 01:24:33 UTC

I wanna know he was taken care of. If it was bad, I might have to kick your ass.

burstes July 2 2011, 01:38:01 UTC

[This is so embarrassing.]

Couldn't you just ask him? If he thought it was... bad.

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 01:44:12 UTC

Ah. Yeah! I guess I could, but I'm not gonna 'coz you're the guy who jerked off my guy. That's why I'm askin' you.

See?

burstes July 2 2011, 01:50:55 UTC

[dflkgmf] Do you have to keep saying it?

Look, I - wasn't myself when that happened. I'm really sorry.

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 01:55:15 UTC

Saying what!? Ahh, sorry won't take your hands off his dick! Uh, that is, you know what I mean.

...you sayin' you wouldn't do it with Ichigo?

1/2 burstes July 2 2011, 02:05:53 UTC

[NO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.]

What?!

burstes July 2 2011, 02:07:19 UTC

No, that's... I didn't mean it like that. Uh, Ichigo said he wanted us to stay friends afterward, so I'm not going to hold it against him, or me - [What are words.] But... you don't need to worry about it happening again.

[Sob, avoiding Naruto's original question like the plague.]

likeahurricane July 2 2011, 02:19:32 UTC

Ehhh?! Why would you hold it against him? Oi! You sayin' he did something wrong? I thought he helped you! Was it bad?! Did he hump your leg?

If he humped your leg you can tell me! I'm slap him for ya'! [ Looks totally serious about this. Except. He's a ninja. ]

burstes July 2 2011, 02:33:12 UTC

He didn't do anything bad - ! [LEG-HUMPING WHAT EVEN.] He did help me, I don't know a lot of people who would have even tried. Especially when he has... someone else.

So, uh, it's okay.

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