SEX and DRUGS
the other day i was at mcdonalds and i was going to order a meal and then the lady said that i wasn't allowed to have that mickey's in here.
and then i told her that she didn't know me and i continued to order my mcnuggets and then she interrupted me again saying sir you have to leave.
i asked why and she said because i smelt like booze, i'm not allowed to drink forty's in here, and the money you're about to give me is nothing more than pieces of paper that say five thousand dollars on it and glued pictures of Aquaman. i was like what kind of communist country do we live in, England. then she said that i have an obvious drinking problem. then i cracked my forty bottle over her said and said now who has the drinking problem bitch. i got my mcnuggets and left.
LATE!
p.s. i just had a great talk over the internet with someone. it was funny and great.
and then i told her that she didn't know me and i continued to order my mcnuggets and then she interrupted me again saying sir you have to leave.
i asked why and she said because i smelt like booze, i'm not allowed to drink forty's in here, and the money you're about to give me is nothing more than pieces of paper that say five thousand dollars on it and glued pictures of Aquaman. i was like what kind of communist country do we live in, England. then she said that i have an obvious drinking problem. then i cracked my forty bottle over her said and said now who has the drinking problem bitch. i got my mcnuggets and left.
LATE!
p.s. i just had a great talk over the internet with someone. it was funny and great.