Put your huge black eyeballs on so that you can see, retard.
A bunch of inside jokes that you won't get unless you're a loser like me and/or Evan.
Upon walking into Abdallas:
Me: Hey, I made out with Nick Shirley over there!
Evan: Who the hell is Big Shirley, you bulldyke?!
Upon walking into Evan's smelly ass house:
Me: The hell is that smell?
Evan: My dog pooped everywhere and then cut himself and bled everywhere. So it's bleeding ass smell.
Upon seeing a black dog run in front of Evan's car:
Me: Holy shit! It's like a black cat...except...a dog.
Evan: Dumbass.
Upon me telling Evan a big fat obvious lie:
Me: I'm not lying!
Evan: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, your pants are on fire.
Upon walking into Abdallas:
Me: Hey, I made out with Nick Shirley over there!
Evan: Who the hell is Big Shirley, you bulldyke?!
Upon walking into Evan's smelly ass house:
Me: The hell is that smell?
Evan: My dog pooped everywhere and then cut himself and bled everywhere. So it's bleeding ass smell.
Upon seeing a black dog run in front of Evan's car:
Me: Holy shit! It's like a black cat...except...a dog.
Evan: Dumbass.
Upon me telling Evan a big fat obvious lie:
Me: I'm not lying!
Evan: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, your pants are on fire.