Things that are not april fools but should be

Apr 01, 2009 10:18

Snow.

DOJ asks judge to set aside Stevens' conviction.

Waxman's Global warming legislation. Includes the following, emphasis added: "Clean Air Act Exemptions. The draft provides that CO2 and other greenhouse gases may not be regulated as criteria pollutants or hazardous air pollutants on the basis of their effect on global warming."

The following statement: "Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty." (if it hadn't been for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college)

Glenn Beck on 9/9/05

The list of Bernie Madoff's victims runs to 163 pages.

Neal Wolin has been nominated for Geithner's number two post at Treasury (currently he's Deputy Secretary-designate). You don't know who Neal Wolin is, but he helped write the drafts of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley act. You may remember the Gramm Leach Bliley Act from such deregulation nightmares as THIS CURRENT RECESSION.

Did I mention the snow?

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