Comments | burnunit: mussolini headkick

burnunit

mussolini headkick

Dec 30, 2006 10:20

Oh my gawd, I'm so excited they executed Saddam! Did you see the news out of Baghdad this morning? There's spontaneous parades and children are giving flowers to soldiers and women are wearing miniskirts and tube tops! There's already plans for a McDonald's and a Wal-Mart and I hear they've built some Starbucks in the Green Zone even. A bunch of ( Read more... )

rants, politics

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mrs_lovett December 30 2006, 20:01:41 UTC

Better check your facts on the Girl Scout cookie story. They aren't allowed to start selling until "Go Day" in January.

burnunit December 31 2006, 05:36:45 UTC

They received special dispensation from the president, who has the executive power to call in the scouts, boy or girl, for special missions.

dangerdhotrod December 31 2006, 02:57:19 UTC

wow! i'm so dissapointed that i have been missing the culmination of our great country's democrification of the world! because that's why we are in iraq, right? because saddam was a bad man and we had to do something about it?

oh - did they find that saddam was actually concealing WMDs in his ass when he crapped his pants when his neck snapped?

i hate to bring up the whole WMD thing since it's NOT why we went to war with iraq and everything, but i was just curious.

burnunit December 31 2006, 05:35:10 UTC

Well, they kept telling us how "Saddam gassed his own people" so surely we'll hear something about his neck-snappin-crap and satellite imagery.

Aren't you excited for democrification? I heard Osama is going to surrender on the deck of the USS Ronald Reagan and then order all insurgents in Iraq to drop their arms and pick up bibles.