Well maybe...
Since posting the saga of the squirrel and the wood chipper Several people have contacted me with the following offer:
"I found a dead squirrel, would you like it?"
Well, yes and no... These are the conditions:
1. It must have lived a full, happy life to your knowledge and died of natural causes.
2. It must be taxidermied in a tasteful OR bizarre manner. (Gutted and stuffed with straw does not count).
3. It must be free OR dirt cheap. I don't have the cash to whimsically splurge on such things.
4. Other creatures will be considered and bugs/beetles are always welcome!
If you know who I am and where I live please do not just send dead stuff to me! It will not be appreciated! Unless it came from a butcher's and has been casseroled...
This I would fucking love by the way:
It looks so happy! I think I'd name it Pertwee! ^^
"I found a dead squirrel, would you like it?"
Well, yes and no... These are the conditions:
1. It must have lived a full, happy life to your knowledge and died of natural causes.
2. It must be taxidermied in a tasteful OR bizarre manner. (Gutted and stuffed with straw does not count).
3. It must be free OR dirt cheap. I don't have the cash to whimsically splurge on such things.
4. Other creatures will be considered and bugs/beetles are always welcome!
If you know who I am and where I live please do not just send dead stuff to me! It will not be appreciated! Unless it came from a butcher's and has been casseroled...
This I would fucking love by the way:
It looks so happy! I think I'd name it Pertwee! ^^