then we take berlin

[burnthismadhaus]

After four months (i'm not even kidding) of looking, I've found a small, black, zip up hoodie without a logo on it. I was beginning to feel like I'm being discriminated against for my size. The bastards

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[burnthismadhaus]

They never had any smalls though. I ended up with a girl's one from old navy, though there's really no difference. I'm comfortable enough with my manhood.

[burnthismadhaus]

Nah. I think that's part of the strategy with hoodies, if it's not cut differently it'll be tight upstairs, further accentuating boobosity. I would've settled for a medium, but it really seemed to me that finding a hoodie that fit me shouldn't be that fucking hard. I got one at the army navy store, but it's lined, so that's gonna be hanging up till November.

[robot_ghost]

Sir (or madam), can you define "boobosity"?

[burnthismadhaus]

I was wondering, as I was typing that, why it is that half of my made up words have to do with racks. Then I remembered that pesky y chromosome. Anyway, it's from the latin, meaning having or possessing Walter Matthau's.