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so the week of the pep rally our school has spirit week. this is by far the most RETARDED FUCKING SPIRIT WEEK EVER. who thinks of this shit? here's the ACTUAL schedual for it:
Monday-accessory day (you wear um...accessories, yeah that's real cool for guys)
Tuesday-find the best way to wear a trashbag (we might as well be homeless)
Wednesday-layers (you fucking morons it's hot now)
Thursday- class colors (lame and over-used)
srs-red
jrs-green
soph-yellow
Freshies-pink
Friday- orange & blue! (go to the game!)(we're gonna lose so don't bother)
in response to this vaginal discharge of creativity i have thought of my own spirit week. nadeems spirit week:
Monday- Shit Your Pants Day (no need for a bathroom pass, just rocket yoohoo out of your ass)
Tuesday- Trashy Ho Day (all Athens girls just come as normal, we will have the highest particpation record of the year)
Wednesday- Abusive Fathers Day (come wearing as many bruises and slit wrists as possible)
Thursday- Abortion Day (everyone wear dead phetuses in the most fasionable way possible)
Friday- Period Day (come dressed as your favorite brand of tampon or maxi pad-with wings) (guys can dress up as a used condom, but still...no hats, we must maintain school policy fellas.)
Monday-accessory day (you wear um...accessories, yeah that's real cool for guys)
Tuesday-find the best way to wear a trashbag (we might as well be homeless)
Wednesday-layers (you fucking morons it's hot now)
Thursday- class colors (lame and over-used)
srs-red
jrs-green
soph-yellow
Freshies-pink
Friday- orange & blue! (go to the game!)(we're gonna lose so don't bother)
in response to this vaginal discharge of creativity i have thought of my own spirit week. nadeems spirit week:
Monday- Shit Your Pants Day (no need for a bathroom pass, just rocket yoohoo out of your ass)
Tuesday- Trashy Ho Day (all Athens girls just come as normal, we will have the highest particpation record of the year)
Wednesday- Abusive Fathers Day (come wearing as many bruises and slit wrists as possible)
Thursday- Abortion Day (everyone wear dead phetuses in the most fasionable way possible)
Friday- Period Day (come dressed as your favorite brand of tampon or maxi pad-with wings) (guys can dress up as a used condom, but still...no hats, we must maintain school policy fellas.)