Was having a quick flick through one of those 'I know this is going to be awful, let's see how shite it can be' fics and... well... it surpassed itself.
'If Ianto had seen anyone else drinking that much liqueur, he'd have been concerned'.
I... ummm... so much glee. Really. it not only bypasses the cultural norms, (Jack was on his third glass which is... so not a cause for concern), the spelling (I believe she meant liquor), and the briticism test (we really. really don't call alcoholic drink liquor), it's also achieved hilariously awful due to unintended meaning.
Sweetie? If someone's drinking liqueur, they really have problems.
<-- now has image of Jack necking creme de cassis, or going through an entire tray of liqueur chocolates and slurping the centres.
In other news, JB has been confirmed for Robin Hood in Brum next panto. I need dates and headcount.
liviapenn is making indignant noises about stereotyping sidekicks and other stuf re: CoCs and considering I've just watched Adrian Lester being five types of unmitigated awesome in Being Human - so much love so much love OMGIT'SUS (seriously, this is what patrick described it as) - if you've had this show pimped at you? THERE IS A REASON - this makes me so bloody glad about UK sci-fi and fantasy and BBC Wales.