Lookit! Baby orangutangs! SOD THE TIGER CUBS. I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO WIBBLING SQUEE BY THE CUUUUUTE THAT IS THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
:brings forth the bananas and spare tyres and library books and Dewey Decimal system for them to play with:
:pokes the tiger cubs warily, then shoves them to one side and contemplates selling them to the nearest chinese medical practitioner:
:raises eyebrow: What? They're going to grow up to be really big bastard predators. Orangutangs, on the other hand, are cooler than you will *ever* hope to be in your form as Homo Sapiens Sapiens.