Bored, i'm SO bored!!
Pick one player from each team, who you would sleep with… that’s right… even the teams you hate! You must pick, you can’t skip a team. You can give reasons for your choices if you wish.
(Going on current rosters)
1. Anaheim Ducks: Joffrey Lupul
2. Atlanta ThrasHAWKS: Ben Eager
3. Boston Bruins: Milan Lucic - close call with Patrice Bergeron
4. Buffalo Sabres: Patrick Kaleta
5. Calgary Flames: Rene Bourque
6. Carolina Hurricanes: Jiri Tlusty
7. Chicago Blackhawks: Jonathan Toews
8. Colorado Avalanche: Kyle Cumiskey
9. Columbus Blue Jackets: Jared Boll
10. Dallas Stars: Adam Burish - there is no competition
11. Detroit Red Wings: Jonathon Ericsson - Jimmy "Jepha" the only other 1 i'd get close to
12. Edmonton Oilers: Colin Fraser
13. Florida Panthers: Marty Reasoner - he's hot for an old guy!
14. Los Angeles Kings: Matt Greene - purely for his BMT ep
15. Minnesota Wild: Marty Havlat
16. Montreal Canadiens: Mike Cammalleri
17. Nashville Predators: Ryan Parent
18. New Jersey Devils: Zach Parise - and Marty Brodeur will always get love
19. New York Islanders: no one of real appeal.. so i'll go with prospect David Toews =P
20. New York Rangers: again not much appeals so maybe i'll have to go hate sex with Sean Avery
21. Ottawa Senators: Sergei Gonchar - for lack of other options
22. Philadelphia Flyers: Jeff Carter
23. Phoenix Coyotes: Paul Bissonette - anyone who can rock a banana hammock as well as BizNasty deserves lovin, and Wojtek Wolski can join us if he wants ;-]
24. Pittsburgh Penguins: Kris Letang - no surprise there. Sid/Jordan 2nd equal
25. San Jose Sharks: Joe Pavelski
26. St. Louis Blues: TJ Oshie
27. Tampa Bay Lightning: Vinnie Lecavalier - another hot old guy i've loved forever
28. Toronto Maple Leafs: Kris Versteeg - you know he's gotta be fun! Luke Schenn special mention
29. Vancouver Canucks: Shane O’Brien
30. Washington Capitals: Brooks Laich
(Going on current rosters)
1. Anaheim Ducks: Joffrey Lupul
2. Atlanta ThrasHAWKS: Ben Eager
3. Boston Bruins: Milan Lucic - close call with Patrice Bergeron
4. Buffalo Sabres: Patrick Kaleta
5. Calgary Flames: Rene Bourque
6. Carolina Hurricanes: Jiri Tlusty
7. Chicago Blackhawks: Jonathan Toews
8. Colorado Avalanche: Kyle Cumiskey
9. Columbus Blue Jackets: Jared Boll
10. Dallas Stars: Adam Burish - there is no competition
11. Detroit Red Wings: Jonathon Ericsson - Jimmy "Jepha" the only other 1 i'd get close to
12. Edmonton Oilers: Colin Fraser
13. Florida Panthers: Marty Reasoner - he's hot for an old guy!
14. Los Angeles Kings: Matt Greene - purely for his BMT ep
15. Minnesota Wild: Marty Havlat
16. Montreal Canadiens: Mike Cammalleri
17. Nashville Predators: Ryan Parent
18. New Jersey Devils: Zach Parise - and Marty Brodeur will always get love
19. New York Islanders: no one of real appeal.. so i'll go with prospect David Toews =P
20. New York Rangers: again not much appeals so maybe i'll have to go hate sex with Sean Avery
21. Ottawa Senators: Sergei Gonchar - for lack of other options
22. Philadelphia Flyers: Jeff Carter
23. Phoenix Coyotes: Paul Bissonette - anyone who can rock a banana hammock as well as BizNasty deserves lovin, and Wojtek Wolski can join us if he wants ;-]
24. Pittsburgh Penguins: Kris Letang - no surprise there. Sid/Jordan 2nd equal
25. San Jose Sharks: Joe Pavelski
26. St. Louis Blues: TJ Oshie
27. Tampa Bay Lightning: Vinnie Lecavalier - another hot old guy i've loved forever
28. Toronto Maple Leafs: Kris Versteeg - you know he's gotta be fun! Luke Schenn special mention
29. Vancouver Canucks: Shane O’Brien
30. Washington Capitals: Brooks Laich