Jan 14, 2006 21:41
So earlier today I was looking through my parents email for them because they don't like to, and I don't blame them because it is completely overrun with spam. The reason that spam really annoys is not just that you get so much of the crap, but its totally random and the subject heading doesn't match what they're advertising and even worse they ALWAYS have a snippet of some anecdote that makes absolutely no sense and has NOTHING to do with what the email is actually about.
Case in point one email has a heading of "wiretap apologia impend honest o'donnell concierge glacial." Which, I don't know if it makes sense to anyone else, but it makes no sense to me. It then goes on to advertising something about taking out loans or something. The craziest part was the anecdote which was as follows...
"Although the usual treatment would be to place a tube, or shunt, in her brain The swollen tissue and hemotoma combine to drive up intercranial pressure the result of two large studies of prostate cancer screening appear in a few years. A stroke on the left side of the brain usually affects speech."
That was the whole thing, not only is it so fragmented that it makes no sense on its own, but what does it have to do with taking out a loan?!?! Maybe taking out a loan with them will make you suffer a stroke, or maybe they suffered a stroke? I am so very confused.