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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I helped chell88 hide a body (-173 points). In April I put money in papaya2whip's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for le_gra_go_deo (10 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (475 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
burnt_elf