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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pulled beautiful0loser's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in cait_cait's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to xtoxictears66 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, randomhero7404 (-5000 points). In August on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4757 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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