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[burnmotherfuck]

so basically my phone is destroyed. the screen is smashed, so it wont display anything. i lost all phone numbers in it, and i cant send or receive text messages

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[diediemydarling]

you are one of my besty friends, not to mention you are my brother.
dont forget that we are going camping for my birthday when you get back. we can get drunk & run around the woods like retards.

love love yo lil sissy.

[pukeoncops]

i wanna go camping!

[chemicalhero]

syea seriously what is this camping business? and why have brendan and i not been invited yet?

[burnmotherfuck]

you and brendan love pot.

that's why you want to go, to be hippies in the woods with your reefer.

[nessan]

i was invited camping! and i'm definitely going! it will be a spectacular time. and grubs, i will leave you dumb, pointless messages... so make sure you're checking them. you will always be my abusive boyfriend that likes to beat my children (brendan and marybeth.) see you when you get home. get your tents and shit together!

[pukeoncops]

why didn't you invite me camping?

[nessan]

b/c i was told about it friday night when i was waisted... and couldn't remember when or if it was really even happening.

[tiedtothetracks]

you need parental supervision.
ie. me.