wow, this has been an interesting weekend.,.
let's just start with friday afternoon.,. it was great, i saw erika's ex best friend across the street from my mom's old house & she came over & talked to me.,. it was cool, she seemed to be doing good & i asked her if she still kicked it with erika.,. oh man, she was like " no she's a dumb drunk slut ".,. i was like " oh fuck, i already knew that so what's new.,? " i guess she still gets shitfaced drunk falling down with her nasty tits flopping everywhere.,. & her husband beats her which i thought was god damn hilarious & she has been sucking random guy's dicks at parties.,. i was pleased for the span of i'd say, 36 hours straight.,. also, everyone downtown ( my old crowd ) doesn't like her cause she's so annoying & retarded.,. so i ended up getting her friend's ( lora ) cell phone number on the chance that maybe we could hang out some time, get drunk, & beat someone up cause she fights guys.,. i know first hand, i've had to brawl cause she started fighting some guy.,. she kicks like a horse & bites like a shark.,. she's one of my long line of exes but it's okay cause she's too fucking crazy or she was for me.,. so nothing would happen there in the first place.,. i wanted to clear that up right there.,. so i ended up going downtown friday night... <=== i suprised myself by even stepping foot down there on a friday night.,. well, appearantly people actually missed me which came as a shock to me cause i thought i was " the bad guy " in the fallout of me & erika.,. but no, i suppose people still like me.,. it kinda like " wait a minute, you're not supposed to like me cause i'm a mega huge dickhead & i'll make fun of your dead grandmother then kick your dog & eat your cat ".,. but i guess people like my BEAUTIFULL :: cough cough bullshit :: PERSONALITY.,. that's funny, but i wanted to party but i ended up in a hotel & i was asleep by 2 or 3 which is uncharacteristic of me & my hotel history.,. anyway, went to best buy & picked up 2 dvd's.,.
#1: oakland raiders the complete history :
#2: eddie izzard dress to kill ( funny as all hell british transvestite )
so me & cris got drunk & played some hockey but he was getting kinda pissed cause i was yelling like always.,. but into the second game, we were friends again cause we were doing good.,. i scored more goals in the first game but we gave up 2 bullshit goals, i wanted the shutout but oh no not kelby.,. so then we got up yesterday around 8:30 & had to go rent a uhaul moving van.,. let me take a breath before i vent this shit.,.
:::: THE MOVING LUPE ( my brother's so called wife ) & HER LOUD FUCKING KIDS UP TO BAKERSFIELD ::::
the pain started in the uhaul place.,. their computers were down so it took us 45 minutes to get our truck.,. if you know me you'd probly know that i have no patience whatsoever so i was irate by the time we got to the counter.,. then i came back over here to cris' so he could drop off his car & pack an ice chest.,. no sooner did i pull in the parking lot, i went around a turn & crunched the fender on someone's 2003 ford taurus.,. " oh shit " is the first thought that came to my mind.,. then i got out & ran to cris' door, i was like " cris we gotta go NOW, i parked illegally. " he got this look on his face like " what the hell is this guy on? " so yeah, then we drove down to glendale ( LA area ) & had to lug a bunch of shit down 3 flights of stairs.,. let's just say that i am not being volunteered for shit ever again i mean, i'll chop my dick off with a hacksaw before i help someone move shit up all those god damn stairs.,. so with the baby crying, the kids screaming & running around like idiots my tolerance levels got shot to shit.,. it was horrible 25% of it was vital necessities but the rest was mostly toys & a bunch of random shit that nobody needs.,. i was seriously about to have an annurism or a stroke i was so pissed.,. then, we didn't even fit all of it in the first load.,. so me & cris had to come allthe way back up here to bakersfield & empty a load of her shit up another flight of stairs to an apartment with to electricity at 8 o'clock at night.,. then comes the funner part.,. we had to drive all the way back down there for round 2.,. then after we got everything the we had to drive behing lupe's mom the whole way back into town.,. 55mph with frequent stops cause her car was fucked up = a very angry rage venting kelby.,. we didn't get to my mom's house until 6 this morning.,. i don't even know why the hell i'm awake when i should be as dead as christopher reeves.,. then to top it off, i had to help cris lug a big refrigerator up a horrid series of wooden steps.,. i didn't agree to any of that shit but of coarse i was the first person moving shit.,. someone please kill me.,. but then i got paid & went to best buy & denny's.,. it was cool, i bought a rammstien dvd & a hockey dvd.,. so i guess i'm a little better but not much.,. so go away you're taking up my drinking time.,.
oh yeah 6 HOURS & 56 MINUTES SEPERATES ME FROM THE DAY I'M BUYING DAWN OF THE DEAD.,. 1 MORE DAY
#1: oakland raiders the complete history :
#2: eddie izzard dress to kill ( funny as all hell british transvestite )
so me & cris got drunk & played some hockey but he was getting kinda pissed cause i was yelling like always.,. but into the second game, we were friends again cause we were doing good.,. i scored more goals in the first game but we gave up 2 bullshit goals, i wanted the shutout but oh no not kelby.,. so then we got up yesterday around 8:30 & had to go rent a uhaul moving van.,. let me take a breath before i vent this shit.,.
:::: THE MOVING LUPE ( my brother's so called wife ) & HER LOUD FUCKING KIDS UP TO BAKERSFIELD ::::
the pain started in the uhaul place.,. their computers were down so it took us 45 minutes to get our truck.,. if you know me you'd probly know that i have no patience whatsoever so i was irate by the time we got to the counter.,. then i came back over here to cris' so he could drop off his car & pack an ice chest.,. no sooner did i pull in the parking lot, i went around a turn & crunched the fender on someone's 2003 ford taurus.,. " oh shit " is the first thought that came to my mind.,. then i got out & ran to cris' door, i was like " cris we gotta go NOW, i parked illegally. " he got this look on his face like " what the hell is this guy on? " so yeah, then we drove down to glendale ( LA area ) & had to lug a bunch of shit down 3 flights of stairs.,. let's just say that i am not being volunteered for shit ever again i mean, i'll chop my dick off with a hacksaw before i help someone move shit up all those god damn stairs.,. so with the baby crying, the kids screaming & running around like idiots my tolerance levels got shot to shit.,. it was horrible 25% of it was vital necessities but the rest was mostly toys & a bunch of random shit that nobody needs.,. i was seriously about to have an annurism or a stroke i was so pissed.,. then, we didn't even fit all of it in the first load.,. so me & cris had to come allthe way back up here to bakersfield & empty a load of her shit up another flight of stairs to an apartment with to electricity at 8 o'clock at night.,. then comes the funner part.,. we had to drive all the way back down there for round 2.,. then after we got everything the we had to drive behing lupe's mom the whole way back into town.,. 55mph with frequent stops cause her car was fucked up = a very angry rage venting kelby.,. we didn't get to my mom's house until 6 this morning.,. i don't even know why the hell i'm awake when i should be as dead as christopher reeves.,. then to top it off, i had to help cris lug a big refrigerator up a horrid series of wooden steps.,. i didn't agree to any of that shit but of coarse i was the first person moving shit.,. someone please kill me.,. but then i got paid & went to best buy & denny's.,. it was cool, i bought a rammstien dvd & a hockey dvd.,. so i guess i'm a little better but not much.,. so go away you're taking up my drinking time.,.
oh yeah 6 HOURS & 56 MINUTES SEPERATES ME FROM THE DAY I'M BUYING DAWN OF THE DEAD.,. 1 MORE DAY