Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped
mcpelley hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I pushed
pdh in the mud (-17 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
e_l_m_e_r (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5247 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
burningoffandon