I'm a fat piece of waste, here's a quiz

May 09, 2004 21:56

1. My name ( Read more... )

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Here is your quiz you fuck. opethbwp May 10 2004, 20:23:57 UTC
1. My name: John the son of a bitch
2. Where did we meet? Your house with Howie.
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Cunt
4. How long have you known me? Roughly three years.
5. How well do you know me? Pretty well.
6. Do i smoke? Depends on what we're talking about.
7. When you first met me, what was your impression? Lil John
8. My age? 17
9. My birthday? Sometime in April or May
10. Hair color? Blonde
11. Eys color? Blue
12. Am i tall or short or average? Average
13. Do i have any siblings? Yeah, a fat sister.
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? No.
15. Who am i in love with? Alicia.
16. What is one of my favorite things to do? Toke?
17. Do you remember one of the first things i said to you? "Hey,".
18. What's the funniest memory of me? Couldn't say.
19. What's my favorite type of music? Metal.
20. What is my best feature? That big cock you got.
21. What is my worst feature? Wear the same clothes every day.
22. Do you look up or down on me as a person? Up.
23. Do you think i have morals and values? Nope.
24. Am i a leader or a follower? Who cares?
25. Am i shy or outgoing? Outgoing.
26. Can you picture me dancing? Yes. Haha.
27. Can you picture me rolling? Rolling?
28. Would you say i am funny? Yeah.
29. Am i a rebel or do i follow all the rules? Seriously.
30. Do i have any special talents? No idea.
31. What was/is my best accomplishment? None, you're a damn loser.
32. Would you consider me a friend? Yes.
33. Do you think i'm snobby, or something else? Douche bag says it.
34. Have you ever seen me cry? No.
35. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? Asshole.
36. What is your favorite thing to do with me? Jerk off.
38. Do i do drugs? What's with the stupid questions?
39. Have i ever been there for you? Yes.
40. Am i fun to be with? Yep.
41. Am i smart? You have your moments.
42. Do ya love me? Of course, you're my Lil John.
43. Name one way i have changed your life or made an impact in it? Costs me about 5 bucks everytime I pick your ass up. Does that count?
44. Have you ever had a crush on me? Oh yes.
45. Would you kiss me? Mmm hmm.
46. Would you go out with me if i asked you? Boy oh boy yes.

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