Nov 11, 2006 02:00
Sophie...
SOPHIE!!
How could you do this to me?! And again! Have I not explained to you the importance of leaving a wizard's things at peace? If one is to clean, please, please do so where it is needed. The basement is filled with the most dreadful cobwebs, thicker than the Waste.
I can see it now, yes. Miss Sophie the Slayer, Protector of--
Suddenly, I am reminded of a wonderful tale in this instance. I do think I shall be brief, however, as it is quite cold in my current state of dress.
Why YES! It is a towel and very soft. Better than any material to be worn, for I would only approve of such finery!
Ah, and this lovely fountain just adds to the scenery, the people. Yes, it is a great City, proving only better the moment I stepped foot into the square~!
And-! Oh, the story.
Of course!
Once-upon-a-time (since all stories shall be properly started as such), a magnificent child by the name of Howl was born. No, no. Not me, but a distant relative. Perhaps a great-great-great-great grandfather Howl who I was so wonderfully and delightfully named after! But without the detail, Howl was clever, intelligent, and graced with unimaginable beauty.
Rare on a man indeed, but the jealousy of people around him brought about the most tragic of affairs. He--
Oh, oh. THERE WENT THE TOWEL~!
I suppose I shall fish myself some clothes. Or...
You, yes! Would you happen to know where I am and where this wizard might, by chance, find as equally magnificent clothing? Surely this isn't one of the worlds I created!
Anyone? Please?
I AM RATHER NAKED!
Thank you for noticing. ♥