May 09, 2004 22:20
I have decided that it is impossible to get caught up on everything that I wish I could. There's never enough time, and even if there was, then I wouldn't do anything about it. And that is why I have decided to become an Indian. No obligations; just living in the woods hunting buffalo. I will make use of all of the body parts of the buffalo I hunt because it is a sin against mother earth to waste my animal friends. You white men, with your toilet paper and chicken fried steak, go around killing beaver for their pelts alone, leaving the rest for the buzzards. It sickens me.
Also, I have changed my name to Squatting Dove.